Tony Miller

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Her- "are you making me supper?"
Me- "sure what's your favorite cereal?"

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

I go to wedding dances to remind myself why I'm never getting married @97satter

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Remember those kids who went super hard in gym class? I bet they went pro

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@57Iken Sounds like the next season of jersey shore

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Me-"vehicles are a terrible investment"

Me 5 minutes later- "I need a new truck"

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Don't judge a book by its cover, ask someone who's already read it. #latenighttweets

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@jaymeleawrob Have some else do it, I don't want you to hurt yourself

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

If I ever start selling products on my social media accounts, shoot me.

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@HolwegFishing This wasn't even me 😂

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Told you guys #trump2020

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Trump won't let it rain tomorrow.

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@57Iken @HolwegFishing

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Casual drinking??? Never heard of it.

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

What's the worst part of wearing mid thigh shorts?

Telling your dad your gay

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

"Tony give me your credit card your going to buy me something for Mother's Day" -Ann Miller

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@57Iken When someone sets the camera up and stories them self working out...double cringe

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@aubreyaroberts @aubreyaroberts I'll keep supplying the snaps then so you have something to watch? 🤷‍♂️

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

@HolwegFishing I'm too ugly to get likes

[Tony Miller @tmilltakeem]

Somewhere between my 10th and 20th beer my brain starts thinking I'm 17 again..