Sad Pels Fan

Professional Hater

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The closest thing the NFL has to college football hatred is Falcons and Saints twitter when both teams are relevent.

Y'all need Jesus. My goodness.

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

@taylor_hansen32 Pop pop

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

@pels82and0 Yea biting into a soggy sandwich and chewing on water makes my burger taste so much better

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

A tomato brings nothing to the table on a sandwich. If anything, it makes it worse

[Brandon Walker College Football Show @BFWshow]

Take me to God’s Country

(via @ASUFootball)

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

I used to pray for times like this

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Derek Carr has announced his retirement.

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Maybe 6 feet ain’t so far down

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Breaking: The New Orleans Pelicans have traded Brandon Ingram to the Toronto Raptors for Bruce Brown Jr., Kelly Olynyk, one first-round pick and one second-rounder, sources tell ESPN.

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

@notlilboosie_ @austinchamorro3 Cursed franchise

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Sleep with one eye open @derekcarrqb

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Three words: Cam fucking Skattebo

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Cursed franchise

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

New Orleans Pelicans guard Dejounte Murray is feared to have a fractured left hand, sources tell ESPN. Difficult opening night injury for Pelicans and Murray, who posted 14 points, 10 assists and eight rebounds in season-opening victory over Chicago.

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

2025 is the year of the Pelican

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Brandon Ingram plays basketball today

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Don’t have to watch a Dennis Allen led team today 🙏

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Just left the handsome factory

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Top 3 and not 2 or 3. Argue with a wall

[SportsInStats @SportsInStats]

Drew Brees is a top 10 QB all time..

Agree or Disagree?

[Frankie Muniz @frankiemuniz]

I landed in Los Angeles 23 minutes ago and I'm already disgusted by this hell hole.

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Halal in my hands…Haram on my mind

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

Travis Scott saved my life

[Sad Pels Fan @tmire25]

@pels82and0 @areemhunt Joseeeee are you listening 🗣️