Tori Mitros

yeah, we divas but, we ride like big boys do✨

[Danielle Spina @spill_theSPEANS]

OKAY y’all 10K retweets and I can adopt him and he can live at my parents house with me. We’re in the middle of a pandemic and Puff Daddy needs someone to love him! 🥺💔

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

Jessica from #LoveIsBlindNetflix is the absolute worst.

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@disneyplus not having My Date with the Presidents Daughter is a SEVERE oversight - really hoping this will be added!

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

The worst thing about today is that it’s Tuesday.

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

Really wanna try Orange Theory, BUT really don’t want to die..

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@AllieCatsStrike @QueerEye Pretty sure they were near my work today!!

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

Clark just said that searching for our wedding venue is like a game show. Wish I could think of it with that simplicity. 🤔

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@theellenshow is something wrong with these cards??

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@Enterprise your drop fee is BS FYI

[Dak (Retired) @RidiculousDak]

I aspire to be as care free as this good boy

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

I’m the worst at watching The Bachelor/Bachelorette because my second hand embarrassment is just too much to take with that show. 😳

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

Is it sad that when my parents talk about what they’d do with powerball money if they won that my only request is enough to cover my student loans????

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

S|O to all the girls who post about their workouts on social media Bc you better believe I see that ish and my competitive side comes out. “Oh she went to the gym today? Now I’m definitely going. No days off.”

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@_leahanne Truuuuu

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

I feel like my body type is “likes to work out, but likes bread and beer a bit more than that”

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

I am the most out of place person in a barre class. My sausage legs trying to be “pretty ballerina legs” is comical.

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@jojomarasco22 Lol ya know I love football too and I watch them but it’s just excessive

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

I’m just gonna say this now: there are too many bowl games. There are winners & there are losers, not everybody gets a trophy. It is what it is. Let teams who have amazing seasons be recognized, not just average teams with 7 wins. The insanity must end.

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

Nothing worse than having to remind someone that it’s Sunday and Chick-fil-A is closed

[Tori Mitros @tmitros]

@rawessential1 are you open thanksgiving morning? Or closed all day?