Mlambya

Blessed. You have one life, live it. A camper⛺️⛺️⛺️

[Zuzo_MistyEyes🇿🇦🌻🌸💜 @MphoZuzo]

@Enghumbhini They aren't falling for it , they are part of it.

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@farman4x 7544

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@NEDUszn8 Bellingham

[ISHMAEL 🏴‍☠️☠️🇿🇦🇨🇩🇵🇸 @mr_shimmy]

Public Service announcement 📣:

Administrative Adjudication of Road Traffic Offences (AARTO) demerit points are coming, so don’t say we didn’t warn you..

Here is what to know about the AARTO demerit system:

You start on 0 points. Every traffic offence adds points to your licence. Once you go above 15 points, your licence gets suspended for 3 months for every point above 15.

17 points = 6-month suspension.

If your licence is suspended twice and you exceed 15 points again, it can be cancelled completely. You may have to start again with a learner’s licence.

Also, paying the fine does not remove the points. Drive safely and stop ignoring traffic notices.

It will be rolled out soon…

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@NhlamuloNeay Was it not the legal advisor that was paid?

[Chioma Amadi @Chioma__Amadi]

If you’re hunting for a remote job, you just need to figure out how Reddit works, and you’ll never be unemployed for a long time.

Here’s a list of subreddits you should bookmark right now:

[🤎𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐖𝐍🤎 @MofokengBarbara]

@Mapondo5 There's the address.

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@tangotwozero @pule_jones @eNCA He was, but it was lifted

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@pule_jones Claim from your insurance. Your insurance will thereafter claim from JRA.

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@Mahazard11 Ok, I hear you.

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@Mahazard11 Not an employee of the NPA

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Just learned a new word:

Eremition
(eh-ruh-mish-un)
The act of gradually fading from the lives of others, not out of malice, but a desire for solitude or renewal.

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

There is exactly one hantavirus that transmits between humans. It's been on a cruise ship for three weeks, and the ship is now locked out of port.

The MV Hondius boarded passengers in Ushuaia, Argentina. Gateway to Antarctica, southern tip of Patagonia. The Andes virus is endemic here. In late 2018, the Patagonian town of Epuyén, 870 miles from Ushuaia, had an outbreak that killed at least 11 people through person-to-person spread. The only known hantavirus that does this.

Every other strain, including the Sin Nombre virus that killed Gene Hackman's wife last year, requires you to inhale aerosolized rodent urine or droppings in an enclosed dry space. Deer mice. Dust. Stale air. No human-to-human transmission.

Andes broke that rule. The Hondius left Ushuaia three weeks ago, then visited Antarctica, the Falklands, South Georgia, Tristan da Cunha, St. Helena, and Ascension before anchoring off Cape Verde. Hantavirus incubation runs 1 to 8 weeks. The voyage was exactly that window.

Hantavirus pulmonary syndrome kills 38% of symptomatic cases per CDC. Lungs fill with fluid. No cure exists. One UK passenger has lab-confirmed Andes hantavirus and is in ICU in Johannesburg. Five other suspected cases on board. Cape Verde will not let them dock. 149 people remain at anchor, including 17 Americans.

The doctor CNN interviewed said his first reaction was that the report had to be a misprint. It would have been, if the ship had departed from anywhere else.

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Izusa Carriers trucks spotted in orchard as viral image sparks asset hiding claims amid liquidation fears.

[Sibu Mabena @sibumabena]

09 and 10 May - Magic Marble Family Fest in JHB

30 May - Heineken UCL Final Screening in JHB

13 and 14 June - Red Bull Symphonic - at Monte Casino

15 June - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Sun Bet Arena

06, 07, 10 Aug - Tamia live in CPT, DBN,
PTA

09 August - Shekhina’s Rosefest at Casalinga

09 August - Dj Zinhle’s Zee Nation in JHB

08, 11 Aug - Maxwell live in PTA and CPT

19 Sept - Scorpion Kings Live at FNB Stadium

19 and 20 Sept - Delicious Festival at Kyalami

25 and 26 Sept - Standard Bank Joy of Jazz at Sandton Convention Center

26 and 27 Sept - Investec LMC at Ground

02, 03, 04 Oct - Rocking the Daisies in CPT and (jhb)

23 Oct - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Carnival City

🇿🇦 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 02 November and 30 January WE PARTICIPATE IN LOCAL GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS BY 🗳️

07 and 11 Nov - Jill Scott To Whom It May Concern Tour in PTA and CPT

06, 07, 08, 09 Nov - HCE Sun City Takeover in Sun City

12 Dec - JCole; The Fall Off Tour at FNB Stadium

16 Dec - Shimza’s Best Of Both Worlds in PTA

25 Dec - Shimza’s OMS in Tembisa

30 Apr and 01 May 2027 - Ultra SA in CPT and JHB

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@__KARISHMAH__ @CityofJoburgZA The pits that place, 7 days a week tradfic

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

I used to have this mental illness where l thought logical arguments would change someone's mind

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@Thato__M Get an etag rather🤞🏽

[maya fisher-french @mayaonmoney]

From today, it will cost me R490 extra to fill up my tank with diesel. That means every single kilometer I drive costs me R2.30!
If you want to work out your fuel cost, use this calculation:
Fuel Price per Litre x Litres used per 100km = Total cost for 100km
Total cost for 100km / 100 = Cost per single kilometre

[Mlambya @tmixx1]

@dTumza Electronic issues on both