Thomas Jackson

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@CoachNickMoney Squeeze again today? Sure would be nice.

[City By The Sea @mycitybythesea]

No one asked for it, but here it is anyway… Chuck’s Premier League Preview!

FOLKS! Premier League weekend is HERE and my brain is NOT ready but we move. Here’s your highly professional, barely accurate preview.

We start with Manchester United vs Spurs. One team is a chaos factory, the other is Spurs. This could finish 0-0 or 5-5 and I’d believe both. Someone’s season “project” dies today, GUARANTEED.

3pm madness:
Arsenal vs Sunderland – Arsenal will try to win 1-0 while explaining “field tilt” on a spreadsheet. Sunderland will attempt pure sh*thousery. Elite clash of nerds vs sickos.

Bournemouth vs Aston Villa – This feels like a match that ends 3-2 and I forget who won by Monday. Book it.

Burnley vs West Ham – Relegation energy versus “should be better than this” energy. Grass may be the real winner.

Fulham vs Everton – If this was food, it’d be plain pasta. Important, but nobody’s excited.

Wolves vs Chelsea – Chelsea will have 74% possession, 19 shots, one goal, and 400 thinkpieces. Wolves will just vibe.

Evening: Newcastle vs Brentford. Either Newcastle destroy them and declare themselves “back” or lose and release a 12-tweet injury thread. No in-between.

Sunday: Brighton vs Crystal Palace, hipsters vs haters. Then Liverpool vs Man City, which is football’s Avengers movie. Goals, drama, meltdowns, my head exploding.

I understand none of it, but I’ll be yelling anyway.

#PremierLeague #EPL #MUFC #THFC #AFC #SAFC #AVFC #AFCB #BURWHU #FFC #EFC #WWFC #CFC #NUFC #Brentford #BHAFC #CPFC #LFC #MCFC #Football #Soccer #WeekendVibes

[City By The Sea @mycitybythesea]

We’re seeing our UK friends complaining about @ITVSport showing in-game ads during the @SixNationsRugby. We’ve had them for years, and we’re fine, honest…

#SixNationsRugby

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@5teenagekidDad @ITVSport I’ll be looking for an international stream without ads at half-time.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

Come on @ITVSport. In-game ads are the start of a very American slippery slope. It starts with ads during the rugby, it ends with kids taking guns to school. Don’t be responsible for that.

#SixNationsRugby #SixNations2026

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@napqueen3000 New thing that no-one asked for.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

No, @ITVSport. The in-game @SixNationsRugby ads are AWFUL. I thought the agreement was that the ads were silent and the commentary continued?!?

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@bluegeorgia I can’t wait until we see Bovino and his cronies on trial. It’s coming.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@mrmikeMTL Large hadron collider switch on. Nothing’s been right since.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@EdwardJDavey Compositionally, this photography technique is know as ‘the rule of turds’.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

I believe the composition technique being used here is called the ‘rule of turds’.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@FulwelI Tbf he gives as good as he gets. He’s constantly niggling at the players around him with borderline fouls. Love the lad though, and reckon he’s only going to improve.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

And suddenly @ManUtd care about the #FACup again… karma’s a bitch.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@Teamgyokeres Tough call. Neville or Carragher.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@Moonlight_myths Have you tried booking an uber?

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@BloodRecs Mr Blobby by Mr Blobby 😮😮😮

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@Everton__1234 @AdamP1242 Correct decision.

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

Absolute headloss 😂😂😂

[Scotty T MBE @ScottGShore]

Its going to be so beautiful when the Mackems who are in my mentions see their team get walloped at SJP in 2026, and then get relegated next year 😍

Live off your big day out - because trust me, I’ll be here adding to your years the second you go down again

And with a higher spend than Real Madrid this year - we can hope for administration for all you rats aswell 🐀

CANNOT WAIT 💦

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

@MichaelChopra 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Thomas Jackson @tmjackson]

Renowned patriot and grifter @antmiddleton just cheering on a foreign leader attempting to siphon off $1b of taxpayer money.