Tess Keplinger

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

When the guy you like texts you but you remember you’re supposed to be playing hard to get

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

We found the owner y’all! Thanks for sharing

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

FOUND PUPPY! This little guy showed up on our front porch on Detrick Jordan. Please retweet so we can find his owner!

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

Glad I didn’t pay to go see Mumford and Sons since I can just watch the entire concert on everyone’s Snapchat story

[Pablo Escobear @Marley_mar1993]

This baby shark got my lil niece possessed!!😃😄😘 luv my lil PEANUT!

[Mary Ruth Stewart @maryruthstewart]

Hey, @headandtheheart —my 14 year old son made this compilation of 11 of your songs. We are all big fans and can’t wait for your new album!

[mags @maggie88grace]

*brushes teeth in the shower once*

*puts multitasker on her resume*

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

Girls think eating cereal out of a mug instead of a bowl is a personality trait

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

Had to say bye to the best boy ever today. I’ll miss our hide and seek days Duke❤️

[Jake List @JakeMatthewList]

Hey if your mom can take us, my mom can pick us up

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

I need to apologize to my mom for making fun of her. I was using her new vacuum and that thing just sucked up a whole sock and never stopped working. Doing your research really does pay off

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

My mom has spend the last two hours watching video reviews of vacuums so she can decide which one to buy. Is this what adulthood is like??

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

I’m so glad we have bath and body works. How else would I know what a frosted coconut snowball smells like?

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

I always wait till last minute to pack for a trip so my dog doesn’t have as much time to guilt trip me for leaving her

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

Me to my hair dresser for a year: “just barely dust the ends. I’m growing it out”
Me when I’m finally about to reach my goal length: “chop it all off”

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

Not to be dramatic or anything but I’d rather shoot myself in the foot than it to get cold again

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

#NewProfilePic

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

I’m watching frozen with my niece and I realized that when Elsa suddenly freezes everything and then it all thaws out isn’t unrealistic. They’re just from the Midwest

[Tess Keplinger @tmkep98]

I used to get really freaked out when adds would pop up on phone for something I was talking about. Now I just talk about something I want into my phone for a few minutes then go check my social media for a deal