rape an unconcious woman behind a dumpster? you have a bright future.
gang rape a woman with your teammates? you'll still get drafted to the NHL.
drug & rape a student with your frat bros? just write an essay.
say 'free palestine'? expelled & charged with acts of terrorism.
Completely contradicts what Max Scherzer said in his postgame interview yesterday. I’m going to trust a three time Cy-Young winner over the president who got gas prices to match Michael Lorenzen’s 2026 ERA