Tiff Moen

[‏ً @itsnwts]

When I use “😀” this is what I’m trying to convey

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

I love when a man is funny

[kylei 🧶 @ruledbymercuryy]

found my mom’s grocery receipt from 2006, and I just fell to my knees omg…🧎🏾‍♀️

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

I've never found a windshield wiper setting that truly satisfied me.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[໊ @buffys]

“he isn’t even following the theme” #metgala

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

going to the bathroom at 3am using a middle school classmate's linkedin profile as a flashlight

[hunter @3gpmh]

when the horse has been dead in the ground for years but i suddenly remember one more tiny detail

[sgb @sadgirlyboss]

i’m actually very chill once everything goes exactly how i planned

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Love language

[tegan ౨ৎ @clinesbabie]

lucy after being left at the gas station #tellmelies

[jude 🇧🇷 @wishfu1l]

a shame cause i would’ve sat through 6 more seasons of this satanic friend group terrorizing each other and me

[: @_dxllz7]

how i look putting on do not disturb then checking to see if they disturbed me.

[ً @raresblvd]

may god give all my enemies a husband like justin bieber

[🗡️ @xtsygirll]

deleting ur city off the weather app. u lost me

[Matt Margolis @ItsMattsLaw]

god i’ve seen what you’ve done for verizon and need you to do it for outlook for like six hours