BROCHI 🫆

Learn, improve, repeat. Don’t rush—just don’t stop.

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

I just wanna have a happy ending. My efforts should pay off at the end. 🙏🏾

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

Every time I watch Rashford, I always pray he doesn’t return to Manchester United.

His can’t win a 1v1 when’s there’s no space to run

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

Harry Kane is that kind of striker who you’ll often find in midfield playing one touch, but miraculously finds him in the box to tap-in or score a header

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Bro has no idea what he has done for football fans😂😂😂

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

@AfroVII 😭😂

[dolapo @gammalin20]

i no even think say una understand the concept of family

[Ororo😎 @McFlybowy]

I have looked at this list again, and all I will say is timing matters a lot in football.

Haaland scored 27 goals and 8 assists in the league, about 38 goals and 9 assists in all competitions, won 2 domestic trophies, yet he’s not even the favourite.

Part of it is because we’re already used to Haaland-level numbers, but those periods of drought really damaged the perception of his season. He had about 20 goals before January. If he had scored those same 20 goals from January till now instead, he’s probably walking away with the award comfortably.

That’s how football works sometimes. Momentum shapes narratives more than anything

People remember how you finish seasons more than how you start them. If Haaland was exploding during the title run-in, scoring every week in the biggest moments, the conversation around him would feel completely different even if the final numbers stayed exactly the same.

Form close to awards season always hits harder psychologically.

It’s why players that peak late suddenly feel unstoppable while players that started the season on fire can become normalized by the end. With Haaland, his standards are now so ridiculous too that 38 goals almost feels like he didn’t have a good season.

Flip Bruno’s form to beginning of the season and he won’t be favorite for the award. Narratives and timing are what decides award.

If any other striker pull this Haaland’s number in the league, they will also be favorites. Narratives. Timing.

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

“You go enjoy ball, your salary fit no complete o but you go enjoy ball”

[Fakaika🦅 @Faksback666]

I’m not sure Man United collected the transfer fees at all, na the money we use sign Ederson straight 😂

“Hold I go give you acct wey you go pay to”

[Odinas @Uodinas]

You guys use G/A to compare every bodies position in football except one person.

[SMALLIE @the_smallie]

Abeg make una allow Cherki go toilet 😭

[` @blvkray]

They had no idea they were going to save the world together 😭🤌

[Chichi @chibzyyyy]

DSTV, bring your hard drive let me copy movies for you.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Maximum impact, minimum fuss.

Senne Lammens has won the #PL's Transfer of the Season award for a fantastic first campaign at United! 🥇👏

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

@kusssman @DaddyBigMo 🤣🤣

[𝕂𝕦𝕤𝕤𝕞𝕒𝕟 @kusssman]

😂😂😂😂😂 make them comot the sunglasses abeg.

[skywalker saint-germain.🇫🇷🇵🇹🇧🇷 🅴 @ntmgfrvr]

guy as them dy lift the cup, i no feel anything. i genuinely no care about them, na hate drive me reach budapest.

[BROCHI 🫆 @tmot18]

@RamzZy_ @isla_sparkles 😂😂😂

[Caleb Eli ❣️ @Caleb__Eli]

I tweet for me boo 😭 Twitter for the OGs was basically a diary. We wasn’t sitting around chasing engagement . You just had a thought, tweeted it, and kept scrolling. If somebody saw it, cool. If they didn’t, oh well 😂 Twitter originally wasn’t even about likes like that. It was just people broadcasting their random ass thoughts into the universe.

[Anny_Licha 😂 @Annychizzy]

Football is one special sport. Tonight Manchester United fans were French. In two weeks time, we will be Portuguese 😂