oz

scotland. textbook millennial. permanent defiance. growing sense of empathy. #LUFC glory supporter. jokes not bants. over-thinker

[oz @tmozman]

☹️ #LUFC

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@dwlufc_ @LUFC Genuinely couldn’t understand what was happening - watching in background while keeping an eye on kids and thought I’d somehow missed halftime. And now it’s started from minute 0 and has been reset to 0-0 on tv. Game’s gone

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@shahidkamal Same! They’ve always just come really naturally to me. Couple that with decent spelling and an innate need for clarity… I’m not AI, honest!

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@MG92__2 Excellent - thanks for that. I’d have happily believed Trung 😂

[oz @tmozman]

This is my favourite Twitter content. Pure fact-finding and gracious exchanges

[Mark @MG92__2]

@TrungTPhan Oh yes, my apologies.

[Mark @MG92__2]

@TrungTPhan Oh yes, my apologies.

[oz @tmozman]

@The__Goomba

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@theadelites @gonzalorusso Thought the same. Less eloquently, but spot on.

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@Lucy_LUFC Was so pleased to see this - worked his socks off. Massively gutted for him not being able to clear for the goal. He’ll come back from this - overall he’s had a really good experience on the pitch

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@LeedsAllOver 100% went through my mind every time they had a free kick from 40 yards or less

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@stochasticchasm @deepfates Came to check before I posted this. This is it. This is the one.

GOOSE VALUE 0?

Spread the word

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@deepfates I can’t parse this image

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You can just take the funniest stuff from Twitter, repeat it in the real world and appear to be that avant-garde comedy genius you always wanted to be. You must NOT credit it Twitter though.

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@BarneyLUFC21 Jealous. Must train my kids better. Looks brilliant!

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@jermainebecks83 Unreal 😂 I’m bringing my boys down to London for it and told them I found out you’d be doing this and they just looked at me blankly 🤦‍♂️ Youth today 🤷‍♂️

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@TheSquareBall @cmcmenamy_ “Pub table from hell”… 😂 it’s the metaphorical pub table that the pub table in hell fears. Great article. Viva Bielsa - he’s got more honour, integrity and insight than most pundits could try to imagine.

[Leeds, That! 🏆 @leedsthat]

What a man. You just know how much he hates the commercial misery of the World Cup from FIFA. We need a presser

[Mr Ethical 🚩 @nw_nicholas]

It would be illegal for me to say I support Palestine Action.

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@nw_nicholas Reminded me of this. Not sure why

[✪𝓙𝓪𝓶𝓮𝓼 𝓢𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓽-𝓕𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓬✪ @sirjamesa12]

1 million seconds = 11 days
1 billion seconds = 32 years
1 trillion seconds = 32,000 years