Kek Snek

Boring life, quiet life, Happy life!

[Ciarán @androgynator]

every job in the uk is like
- army
- army
- care worker
- army
- care worker (relocate to dubai)
- army
- mri technologist specialising in incisionless neurosurgery
- care worker

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

The Maguire family on the flight back to the UK with Dan Burn’s boots

[Josh @joshpearson180]

Fuck right off, who’s on VAR? Stevie Wonder? 🤣🤣

[JS🪵 @jaacknffc]

I hit 9 potholes on a 15 minute drive to work this morning

[⚽ Gary Davis 🦁⚽ @Booteful_Game]

@TrollFootball What about this?

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

OKAY ✅ NOT OKAY ⛔️

[' @AniUTD]

How is this not a pen 😂😂😂😂

[Paddy 🇮🇪 @paddywalsh35]

@taurusqueen420 nice one snoop dogg

[Kek Snek @tmp587]

@efc_cain Well it’s probably fortunate for you that Everton won’t be in a Champions League Semifinal anytime soon

[Josh @joshpearson180]

😂

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Throwing a headbutt towards another player: Yellow card.

Touching someone's ponytail: Off you go.

[Dan Bilzerian @DanBilzerian]

Joe Rogan is such a pussy, Theo isn’t crazy, he doesn’t need to chill out, he’s just not a scared bitch like you.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

realizing how much money I would’ve saved if I wasnt a fucking idiot

[Ballsack Sports @BallsackSports]

It took not a pedophile sex trafficking ring, not a genocide, not millions starving and losing their jobs, BUT a Druski skit to bring our politicians out of hiding.

America.

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @jessewassup]

Sony have gone too far now

[Adam McKola @AdamMcKola]

They spent all week trying to tell us they'd beat 2008 Manchester United and couldn't even beat 2026 Manchester United. 😭

[Casemiro @Casemiro]

Knowing when stages come to an end.

Knowing when to say goodbye when you feel that you will be remembered and respected forever.

Four months to give my all for this badge and for our goal.

Eternal respect and affection for Manchester United and its wonderful fans.

Forever Red Devil.

[SimplyUtd @SimplyUtd]

📸 Matheus Cunha offside, Florian Wirtz Onside

Nice one 👍 @FA_PGMOL

[💟Ole IS Right, Esq. @Ole_is_right]

Maybe it’s just me. But, if I single-handedly silenced the Old Trafford crowd’s excitement, by being so bad, I wouldn’t be pointing fingers at an 18 year old.

But, I guess it’s a family trait.

[Jess Williams @jesscamwill]

Still one of the best tweets of all time