Tana Pearson

A little bit of class and a whole lot of sass

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

Me: Are you calling me fat?
Rylie: Well I ain’t calling you a thinner

Yikes.

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

When talking about his distaste for bugs: “People’s intentions are usually pretty clear. Bugs *excruciatingly long pause* they’re chaotic”
- courtesy of Matthew Tipper everyone

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

When talking about the questions we’ll ask God in Heaven someday

Me:

@too_pipster: I just want to know if Bigfoot is real

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

Roast of the day:

Me: I was told I smelled good today

Emily: They must have been congested

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

While parked in a stall at sonic a guy in another stall asks “Hey what parking pass do you have?”

Best pickup line of the year? You decide.

[Aussies Doing Things @aussiesdointhgs]

The first thing I wanna see in the morning

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

Me when I ask for a bite of someone’s food

[b.b @benoobrown]

my messaging my dog if he could understand https://t.co/N6zbnoElNK

[Jill @jilliandj]

You can be:
• 10/10
• funny
• kind
• loving

But if you don’t have
• effective communication skills...

Thank u, next.

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

When life gives you lemons, throw it back and tell it you want a freaking orange

[relatable @byreIatable]

Best pickup line: I’ll buy you food

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

Gra•dar
/greydar/
Noun

A person who is off the grid, off the radar, and your relationship status is in the grey area.

Webster please add to your dictionary

[Paige Wiley @paige_wiley]

Tinder but for dogs I can meet and/or pet

[Tana Pearson @tmpearson_]

@maddierues1: Okay okay, I’ll redownload the Twitter app. You’re such a bad influence on me
Me: You almost made me take a Jello Shot last night