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they/them ♋︎

[joey .ᐟ.ᐟ @jjxirn]

if i was a goalie i think id get a boner when my teammates fight ppl for touching me

[seph @tmpryfeelngs]

i'm heartened that one day i'll be telling my grandkids about finding work as a trans person and they will be similarly amused

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

my 93-year-old Irish grandmother told me I should never bring up my Irish heritage in a job interview because “it would prevent me from getting work” and it’s just kinda like, thank you grandma, I will keep that in mind if I interview to work at a turn-of-the-century shipyard

[hope @deardochas]

Picking the love of your life up from the airport probably feels soo good

[Stupid Twink @ThisStupidTwink]

funerals are difficult when youre trans because you wanna disrupt the event the least by conforming to the proper gender if you can but its unclear what method of gender that should be given the implicit levels of wokeness of the people affected

[seph @tmpryfeelngs]

just realized sometimes u can have fun with your friends and not worry if ur acting normal or not bc they're using ur mannerisms and making inside jokes and loving you for who u r

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

listening to "aint it fun" by paramore makes me feel like i'm a dog in a movie about dogs

[۟ @allofthel0ve]

the discourse must be that I died and have gone to heaven in order for there to be this many butch trans women on my feed

[miranda @mirandareinert]

imagine you just lost the gold medal game at the olympics and you’re sitting on the bench devastated watching the other team celebrate then, right when you think it couldn’t get any worse… happy by pharrell starts playing loud as hell

[MLB @MLB]

This first pitch, good as gold 🥇

Alysa Liu became the first American woman to win Olympic gold in figure skating since 2002!

[emilie @cbcradio2]

Making moves in silence is torture for me… I loveeeee telling people things. I’ve only told 5-10 people about my 2 current major silent moves

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

I kind of dgaf if I’ll never own a home or start a family because I’m gen z… people used to get their teeth ripped out with no anesthesia if they had a cavity and now we have nerds clusters… let’s all practice some gratitude

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

I have this ongoing bit in my head where I promise to go back to church if the Buffalo Bills win the super bowl. Which is funny because God knows I will never go back to church and I know God would never allow the Buffalo Bills to win the super bowl

[Rolo Tony @PoorOldRoloTony]

Statistically speaking, it’s quite difficult - nearly impossible to ever discover your true favourite film. Your current favourite film is merely the best you can do.

[seph @tmpryfeelngs]

hour twelve of having a long distance girlfriend and i do not think i like it one little bit

[alex forrest @ALEXF0RREST]

sometimes i struggle to adjust to civilian life after coming home from the movies

[Karim Amr @Krimamr1]

Frames of cairo

[seph @tmpryfeelngs]

what is with people and only telling you they've been feeling sick halfway thru the hangout 😭

[the wizard @sampladelica]

I keep thinking abt this every time i get dysphoric.