the mentalist quotes bot

a bot account that tweets random quotes from the tv show The Mentalist | duplicate tweets may occur | created by @thatwomanin12b

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JANE: What I want is a little smile.
LISBON: Well, you can't have everything.

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VAN PELT: A little old to be necking, aren't they?
JANE: There's an age limit on that?

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She said it's a wonder Red John and I didn't become friends, and what we have I consider a friendship. So, my friend, you are free and clear.

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Just calm yourself, woman. It's no big thing.

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I come through the valley of death and all you can think about is your stomach?

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Isn't him fabulous? Such a mean face.

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Did you know that in seven years each and every cell is completely replaced in your body? That means you are literally a different person from when we first met.

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You'd look good with short hair. Choppy, all kind of Peter Pan. Good for the eyes.

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Honestly, my other senses are heightened, they're super heightened, I'm like Daredevil.

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ABBOTT: Where's Lisbon?
JANE: She's at the airport!

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A little grumpy cause daddy didn't buy you pony?

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JANE: I thought I was losing my touch there for a second.
LISBON: God forbid.

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WAINWRIGHT: Now I know what I'm dealing with, so I'll adjust accordingly.
JANE: As you should.

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Traditionally, in these dominance displays, it's customary to bear one's canines. Some species go so far as exposing their genitals.

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Well, this is more of a general purpose apology, use it for your top issue.

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I can't walk and you're giving me acting tips? I can't breathe in this dress!

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JANE: What I want is a little smile.
LISBON: Well, you can't have everything.

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Oh, come on, Lisbon, don't deny yourself that freedom. There's definitely something out there that works for you, that flips your switch. Like turtlenecks.

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VAN PELT: You know, kids used to call me Bracy Gracie because I wore braces until I was 17. What people called you?
CHO: Cho.