Trolly McTrollface

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after procrastinating on this project for over 6 months, i’m proud to say i spent all day today working on … a schedule for it

i’m not worried though, because tomorrow is the day i actually get started, it’s written right there on the schedule

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supergirl: your reign of creepiness is over incelboy

incelboy: curses, foided again

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@lynndo @marksandspencer 6 types of quarks
electrons

all food is 7 ingredients

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i'm on the cialis diet
i see alice, i get a boner

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@jetskitosway2 i find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies

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wow dude, you can’t call trojan women whores just because they’ve had a few greek soldiers inside them

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people say Al is weird, but tbf that's his whole shtick

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we need a porn star parody of "what has the bbc ever done for me?"

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wife keeps going on about "mental load", guess i'll cut down on the zinc

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@zatannannataz there are pockets everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

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sea people see people sea peephole

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@hankgreen me before i take off my underwear

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@NicoSGonzalez this is democracy manatee

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@NorthernIion_LP was that ever in doubt?

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@Grimezsz probably the 2nd most embarrassing thing you've ever done

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@Sirhoe2 depends on your relationship with your brother

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@CartoonsHateHer bi the people, for the people

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barney: you wouldn't believe the odd i see

homer:

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wife: let's go shopping!

me: i can't let you get clothes

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in the film 7 pounds, will smith decides to commit suicide after visiting london and finding out the average price of a pint