Tim M

Why don't I live in Hawaii anymore? 😞
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@ottawacity @KeithEgli
How can I report an improper street sign? The city website uses drop boxes that don't suit the issue of my road being labeled a STREET on one sign and AVENUE on the other. Confusing for deliveries.

[Tim M @tmuchmore29]

@jfinch Has your wifi improved yet?

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@PierrePoilievre

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@SpongeRobb @IvisonJ Have you seen the @CPC_HQ ... he's clearly doing both!

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@TheBeaverton Damn! AntBeefa is everywhere!

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@AJBraden Don't let your car's warranty expire! They've given you plenty of notice!

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@cmckenney The https://t.co/T5Mv8lSvpD website looks like it was designed for use in Netscape. Is it any wonder last night was a fiasco? Thankfully @Dovercourt411 doesn't use that antiquated system so 4 yr old can learn to swim this fall.

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@WUTangKids Christopher Wray plays out the long game all the while thinking "I've hated Trump for years!!"

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Shocking that a @CityOttawa website that looks like it was designed in the early 90s crashes when every parent in Ottawa tries to log on at the same time.
@JimWatsonOttawa Any chance we can register via WhatsApp?

[Tim M @tmuchmore29]

Getting psyched for the Hunger Games that is signing up children for fall/winter activities in @ottawacity
May the odds be ever in your favour!
I also live the retro early 90s vibe the Rec Program website gives off!

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@CBCHealth

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@MidOfficer

[T. Ryan Gregory 🇨🇦 @TRyanGregory]

"Let's split up. You check out the basement. You head into the woods over there. And you head down to the creepy abandoned shed."

- Public health experts in a horror movie, probably

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@RodKahx On the bright side we have to wait in line for 10+ hours for only one of those services now, not both!

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@YoniFreedhoff Enough to buy a loaf of proce-fixed bread at @LoblawsON for sure!

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@flourn0 @ashleyruba @APA Cluster-Strudel seems like a dual use term. In this context bad BUT if someone offered me a box of freshly baked cluster-strudels I'd put on a fresh box of coffee and smash them!
Congrats on your awards and my your reward be fresh cluster-strudels!

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@donwinslow @HerschelWalker A better blocker on Twitter than on the field apparently!

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@GeorgeTakei Worst. Medical. Advice. Ever!