T. Murph

Clovis on @wokehulu! Currently on tour click the link for Cities & Dates✊🏾

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Appreciate you bro

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Under 40. @TheBaddestMitch @NILES100 @TahirMoore @_Amberia Mandal man, Alton walker, @tmurph, lewis belt, @kanishaiscomedy, @ejspeakstruth, @ritabrentcomedy, Isaiah Kelly, @ComedianCP, @robhaze, @navvgreene, @lolbrandidenise, @iamdesibanks, Desi Alexander, @btkingsley, Paris sashay, @tylerchronicles + more

[T. Murph @tmurph]

@AbstRactTruth3 @Igottafigh64510 🤣

[T. Murph @tmurph]

@m6drop @Igottafigh64510 I don’t think you know how HATING works🤣

[T. Murph @tmurph]

I’ve had one hell of a career so far 🙂

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

“Arms don’t look like nothing but I am dragging that wagon.”

-@tmurph breaks down his wife’s workout routine she taught him. #FallonTonight

[him duncan @Lloyd_wallflour]

we Goin to see @tmurph at zanies, i hope they don’t sit me close to the stage ion see bruh lettin this slide 😭🤦🏽‍♂️

[T. Murph @tmurph]

When do these kids go back to school? 😩🎄📚 #FacebookParents #ParentingHumor #FamilyProblems #HolidayLife #NewYearLaughs

[T. Murph @tmurph]

When do these kids go back to school? Because this Christmas break is killing my food budget 😩🎄📚 #happynewyear #momsofig #dadlife #christmasbreak #winterbreak

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Houston… explain the first floor of this mall💵💰😩🤣 this out of my price range! Anyway see yall tonight at @improvhouston 👀 Limited tables available! #Houston #HoustonEvents #HoustonComedy #HoustonNightlife #HoustonTX

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Houston… explain the first floor of this mall💵💰😩🤣 this out of my price range! Anyway see yall tonight at @improvhouston 👀 Limited tables available! #Houston #HoustonEvents #HoustonComedy #HoustonNightlife #HoustonTX

[T. Murph @tmurph]

If you’ve ever supported me with a follow, a like, a share, or by grabbing a ticket, tap in real quick 🙌🏾 Houston has already shown so much love with over 300 seats sold, and I’m truly thankful 🥹 Yall really changed my life and I don’t take that lightly

[T. Murph @tmurph]

If you’ve ever supported me with A FOLLOW, A LIKE, A SHARE, or by grabbing a TICKET, check in real quick 🙌🏾 Houston has already shown up with over 300 seats sold, and I’m beyond thankful 🥹 Yall really changed my life

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Why do yall share your location with everybody EXCEPT the person paying the phone bill? 🤔📍 #ParentLife #RaisingKids #MillennialParents #MomLife #DadLife

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Why do these kids share their location with everybody? I don’t want all these people knowing where my house is🤨📍 #ParentLife #RaisingKids #MillennialParents #MomLife #DadLife

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Comment HOUSTON below and I’ll DM you the link instantly! 🎟️👇🏾 Look at this map... all that red means seats are disappearing fast. We are practically sold out for the show this Sunday at the Improv. Don’t wait until you’re at the door to find out you can’t get in. Secure

[T. Murph @tmurph]

We used to open our toys and play ALL day on Christmas 🎅🏾😂 Now I’m buying games just so they can watch a tutorial on how to play… without opening the box. Make it make sense 😩📉 #Christmas2025 #MomLife #DadLife #ChristmasPresents #MerryChristmas

[T. Murph @tmurph]

We used to play with our toys on Christmas🎅🏾😂 Now I’m just paying for them to watch a tutorial on a game they own but haven’t opened. Make it make sense yall😩📉 #Christmas2025 #momlife #dadlife #ChristmasPresents #merrychristmas

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Don’t let these kids pressure you this Christmas 🎄😂 They already blessed and your wallet needs a break #ChristmasPresents #ParentLife #MomLife #DadLife #HolidayStress

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Don’t let these kids stress you over Christmas 🎁😂 You’re doing enough and they already got more than they need #ChristmasPresents #ParentLife #MomLife #DadLife #HolidayStress

[T. Murph @tmurph]

I think Jake Paul Effed around and found out 😬😂 All that internet tough guy energy disappear real fast Play stupid games win stupid prizes 🤷🏾‍♂️ Catch me live at the Houston Improv 12/28 link in bio 🙌🏾 #jakepaul #anthonyjoshua #pauljoshua #netlfix #fightnight

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Jake Paul look like his mama just grabbed the belt 😂🤦🏾‍♂️ Yall gon learn to stop doing dumb ISH just for attention Catch me at the Houston Improv 12/28 link in bio 🙌🏾 #jakepaul #anthonyjoshua #pauljoshua #netlfix #fightnight

[T. Murph @tmurph]

Chicago this “Wind Chill” is outta control. It’s so dry outside the ground needs lotion🥶😩🤣 #chicago #winter #coldair #freezing