Thomas M. Murphy

Former baby, current organ donor

[Thomas M. Murphy @tmurphy410]

If I saw Lamar and RGIII running an option towards me, I would quit football

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Premier League @premierleague]

Arsenal cannot be caught. They are the 2025/26 Premier League champions.

[Leandro Trossard @LTrossard]

The moments we live for. 🏆❤️

[Thomas M. Murphy @tmurphy410]

Katie just Randy Johnson’d a bird the size of a fucking hawk in Ocean City with her Toyota RAV4.

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Mikel Arteta is the first manager to win the Premier League managing the club he played for 🏆

Trust the process ❤️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

LIFT IT UP ©️

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

This belongs to all of us.

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Premier League @premierleague]

The wait is over.

@Arsenal are Premier League champions.

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

At a weed store you can say, "I want something to help me sleep that won't make me wonder if my back door is unlocked," and they will take you seriously, think hard about it, and then say something like, "Have you tried Ooga Booga Skywalker Cake?

[Historyland @HistorylandHQ]

Tiger Woods’ caddie, Mike “Fluff” Cowan, checking the wind with his cigarette during the 1997 Masters.

[Eric Goldman @TheEricGoldman]

I gotta say, I think getting two movies this fantastic and this bold, and with such distinct and specific filmmaker perspectives, in the same year and then both of them winning a bunch of Oscars is awesome.

[Thomas M. Murphy @tmurphy410]

https://t.co/lmG4wrWfa6

[Thomas M. Murphy @tmurphy410]

@BarstoolBigCat the new @SouthwestAir boarding procedure with assigned seating is out of fucking control, please assist

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

ESPN sources: the Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks.

The trade cannot be processed until next week, but it is in place. And Crosby is expected to be a Raven with two 1s back to Vegas.

[Pardon My Take @PardonMyTake]

Today is the official 10 year anniversary Of Pardon My Take

(even the the show started on leap year)

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

THREE. MASSIVE. POINTS. ✊

[Redd @ReddCinema]

Jack black casually walking around Brighton No bodyguards nothing what a legend

[garshmo @garshmo]

My dumb as fuck math teacher used to say you won’t always have a calculator with you