Tristan Murphy

Your body might die but your swag doesn't | Clemson

[Tristan Murphy @tmurphy__35]

People stressing bout “I need a 61 on this final to keep an A.” Bro shut up I need a 146.83 to get an A

[Andrés Fuentes @news_fuentes]

NASA has the best view of all the Louisiana sneaux ⚜️❄️

@FOX8NOLA

[Dan Jimenez @TheDanJimenez]

So the Pop Tart mascot toasted and eaten alive in a pagan ritual last year just came back to life to the chorus of Handel’s Messiah.

How is this not already the National Championship bowl game #PopTartBowl

[owl @owl_posting]

a horrifying video

imagine feeling instinctively pulled to do a task. something that goes beyond your personal ambitions, your environment, or your job. something that comes from genetic instructions, placed down there over millions of years of evolution, screaming at you from generations past

now imagine that task being impossible to do in any satisfactory way. the beaver cannot feel the water, cannot find the wood. there are genetic signals to gather items for the dam, but all the beaver can accomplish in the end is a stage three simulacra. what it will create in this artificial environment will forever be lacking in the eyes of their evolutionary instincts

the beaver KNOWS there are unfinished things to do, but it cannot even conceive of what that could be. where is the water? where is the wood? what are these items meant to do? what is the purpose of it all? the beaver does not know. its brothers in the forest do, but that knowledge is forever beyond this domesticated one, who has never even been outside of an air conditioned room

but it continues its toil, because the beaver cannot understand that its evolutionary ordained tasks are useless here. the rules of its environment have changed, but it lacks the faculties to recognize that; i simultaneously pity the creature and see myself in it

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[Tripp Owen @towen03]

First&100? Third&60? Ducks cannot fly in Eugene

#ESPN #OSUvsOregon

[Greg Price @greg_price11]

Same day.

$2M to South Carolina for hurricane relief.

$157M to Lebanon

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

THE ATMOSPHERE IN COLLEGE STATION 👏

@AggieFootball

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: A circus elephant has gotten loose after escaping from its circus tent

📌#Butte | #Montana

Watch as Law enforcement and other authorities shutdown the streets after a A Circus elephant was running loose in the streets stopping traffic while a handler ran after it after escaping from traveling circus tent in Butte Montana Officals from Jordan World Circus said the elephant’s handlers were washing the female elephant outside the civic center when a passing vehicle backfired and spooked the animal causing it temporarily to escaped The spooked animal was soon safely corralled back at the civic center without injury

[malky @malkyyyyy]

im eating sandwiches you’ve never heard of in parks you’ve never been to

[D1 Tu-Jitsu🐬 5-6 @D1Chosen2]

No DEFENSIVE TACKLE IN THE NFL IS DOING THIS

Rushed the qb and was a yard away from him

And then makes the tackle almost 40 yds up the field

PAY CHRISTIAN WILKINS

[King of Phinland🐬👑 @KingOfPhinland]

AURA

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

This is Incredibly well done. https://t.co/ESHcs1UHy6

[Brett Brecheisen @bbrech]

The top 7 fastest ball-carrier speeds registered in the NFL this yr:

1) Tyreek Hill (MIA) - 22.01
2) De'Von Achane (MIA) - 21.93
3) De'Von Achane (MIA) - 21.76
4) Tyreek Hill (MIA) - 21.66
5) Raheem Mostert (MIA) - 21.62
6) Tyreek Hill (MIA) - 21.52
7) De'Von Achane (MIA) - 21.5

[Five Reasons Sports 🏀🏈⚾️🏒⚽️ @5ReasonsSports]

The Miami Dolphins offense through 5 weeks:

#1 in Yards per game
#1 in 1st downs per game
#1 in EPA/Play
#1 in Success Rate
#1 in Passing Yards/Attempt
#1 in Passing Yards
#1 in Passing TDs
#1 in Passing Success Rate
#1 in Rushing EPA
#1 in Rushing success rate
#1 in Rushing Yards
#1 in YPC
#1 in Rushing TDs

[Miami Dolphins @MiamiDolphins]

70

[Alejandro 🇨🇴 @MiamiAlejandro]

DOLPHINS SUPER BOWL ON THE WAY