Tonya Murray

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

Wanna go to Bucks?

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

quote your hometown in 4 words

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

@tay_string Extra sauce please

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

Started shopping at winco instead of albertsons because obviously the prices are cheaper. Now I’m shopping at winco with albertsons prices. Smh

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

@HinmanBaylee We can have dinner dates

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

Don’t be shy. Release the list

[Prof Zenkus @anthonyzenkus]

Ghislaine Maxwell was found guilty of sex trafficking children. A judge refuses to release the list of who she sold them to. Up until the list is released, we have only one conclusion: all of them are on it. Every last damned billionaire, prince and politician. Have a nice day.

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

This is that weather that makes you want to start drinking at 11

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

@HinmanBaylee I love this

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

My bananas are at the perfect ripeness. Looks like I’ll be eating 6 bananas tonight.

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

You may be from Montana if you’ve ever said “if it wasn’t for this wind it would be nice out” or “but we really do need the moisture” after complaining about another snow storm on the way

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

This is that wind SpongeBob was in

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

My bank account Face ID works better if I have a tear running down my face

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

You guys can take over talking about gas prices. I’ve moved on to Little Caesars pizza not being $5 anymore, because that was my last straw

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

Last year the day after St. Patrick’s day I was fixing a hangover, this year after St. Patrick’s day I’m taking antacids because a piece of pepperoni gave me heartburn. Oh how times have changed

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

Someone said my joke louder at lunch and everybody laughed….don’t call

[BIBA. @Lovetounj]

I miss being kid and watching inflation from the sidelines 😢

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

I’d do just about anything for gas to be at least, AT LEAST $3.00 again

[Bambino @MBabak911]

There’s a video of a Ukrainian lady telling Russian soldiers to put sunflower seeds in their pockets, so when they’re laid to rest on her land, something good will come out of it.

That’s the hardest shit I’ve ever heard.

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

We’re at the point in Vegas of “honestly at this point if I see a tattoo shop I’ll get one”

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

My toxic trait is not wearing a winter coat no matter how cold it is outside

[𝕬𝖉𝖉𝖎𝖘𝖔𝖓 𝕮𝖗𝖔𝖋𝖙 @addison16807]

I miss low gas prices