Timo

Software Developer • „Propaganda victim“ (@KimDotCom, 2022) • #bitcoin

[Timo @tmuuh]

Es gibt nichts geileres als perfekt kalibrierte Pfandautomaten.

[Timo @tmuuh]

Ich vermisse Twitter. #MeinXJubiläum

[Timo @tmuuh]

@alexschweigert stark Alex!

[Timo @tmuuh]

Freitagabend, 21:00 Uhr. Ich bitte ChatGPT: “Erstelle mir ein Foto von frisch gebackenen Plätzchen die etwas mit dem deutschen Steuerrecht zu tun haben.” #chatgpt #dalle #steuerrecht

[Bastian Bielendorfer @BBielendorfer]

Facebook : Fliesentisch-Rudolfs mit Motorrad im Header und 💙

Instagram : Cheyenne Jasmin mit Brust OP aus Dubai zeigt uns ihre Welt

X : Spinner, Psychopathen und Julian Reichelt. Homonyme.

TikTok : 14 Jährige bei��en auf Waschkapseln

Social Media , ein wertvoller Ort

[Santiago @svpino]

Scrum is a cancer.

I've been writing software for 25 years, and nothing renders a software team useless like Scrum does.

Some anecdotes:

1. They tried to convince me that Poker is a planning tool, not a game.

2. If you want to be more efficient, you must add process, not remove it. They had us attending the "ceremonies," a fancy name for a buttload of meetings: stand-ups, groomings, planning, retrospectives, and Scrum of Scrums. We spent more time talking than doing.

3. We prohibited laptops in meetings. We had to stand. We passed a ball around to keep everyone paying attention.

4. We spent more time estimating story points than writing software. Story points measure complexity, not time, but we had to decide how many story points fit in a sprint.

5. I had to use t-shirt sizes to estimate software.

6. We measured how much it cost to deliver one story point and then wrote contracts where clients paid for a package of "500 story points."

7. Management lost it when they found that 500 story points in one project weren't the same as 500 story points on another project. We had many meetings to fix this.

8. Imagine having a manager, a scrum master, a product owner, and a tech lead. You had to answer to all of them and none simultaneously.

9. We paid people who told us whether we were "burning down points" fast enough. Weren't story points about complexity instead of time? Never mind.

I believe in Agile, but this ain't agile.

We brought professional Scrum trainers. We paid people from our team to get certified. We tried Scrum this way and that other way. We spent years doing it.

The result was always the same: It didn't work.

Scrum is a cancer that will eat your development team. Scrum is not for developers; it's another tool for managers to feel they are in control.

But the best about Scrum are those who look you in the eye and tell you: "If it doesn't work for you, you are doing it wrong. Scrum is anything that works for your team."

Sure it is.

[Timo @tmuuh]

@xai „When Lambo?“

[Timo @tmuuh]

@scentoftaint @tommarchi beautiful!

[Timo @tmuuh]

@ThePrimeagen

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Ima throw out a hot take here but cringe dance videos are probably not as bad as slavery, genocide of natives, keeping women as second class citizens and all that

[David Firth (Salad Fingers) @DAVID_FIRTH]

so what's everyone pretending to care about today?

[Timo @tmuuh]

@tommarchii but can the cat cool my Xbox Series X?

[Timo @tmuuh]

@tommarchi how on earth does linking an Xbox cooling stand to a blockchain make ANY sense?!

[Timo @tmuuh]

Version 1.9.1 of the LibreLink Up Nightscout bridge I started to develop a year ago is available now. It can finally be deployed on Heroku again! :)
#wearenotwaiting #nightscout #freestylelibre
https://t.co/EkGYWTAhVv

[Timo @tmuuh]

@Sentivate you do know that the newsletter service you are using will be shut down in January, right? At least you don’t have to make excuses for not publishing any news after that.
This keeps getting better and better.
https://t.co/WBOqVlbzMf

[Timo @tmuuh]

@Sentivate Pathetic.

[Timo @tmuuh]

@Sentivate just checking in again: When does this „later tonight“ push actually happen? Do you need help with git? There are great tutorials on YouTube.

[Timo @tmuuh]

@Sentivate What push are you talking about? All I can find in your repo are commits from May 2022. And even those code changes aren’t anything worth mentioning. Maybe share a link to the actual „push“ so that we can take a look?

[Timo @tmuuh]

@BRSTest1 @KimDotcom Fair point.

[nilay patel @reckless]

Sorry bro https://t.co/lIaCYPplH6