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@karepack77 TFW they really do have weapons.

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@fujikurauruka Does anyone else remember that episode of Tosh.0 that featured the artist who paints with his penis?

More importantly, does anyone have a spare $1000?

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@Suweeka Should've swapped out her sundress for a windress. Smh my head.
Beautiful art, it's always a treat seeing Haqu pop up on the tl.

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@FNprojekt90 I'm much too young and male to be a crazy old cat lady.

Though that'd be a fun alternate universe: The commander, forced into exile, leaves in the Elmo with nothing but the clothes on his back, his trusty mechanic Mayling, and the 1500+ cats he's rescued over the years.

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@FNprojekt90 Who needs to eat when we're eating so good in Exilium?

Wait no, that's Peritya. Eating up all my damn pity pulls.

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@underaredsky__ POV: you vocalized "에헴" instead of "Кхм" while clearing your throat in front of the white zone border guard.

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@orsis_t You're a scattered remnant of a failed robot uprising, walking a barren wasteland, sucking on decade old batteries for what little juice they have.
As you ponder where you'll find your next fix, a missile lawn darts into the earth in front of you.
A note is taped to the side.
WYD

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Alright, putting it down for now. There's still holiday prep to do and I gotta at least pretend to be a productive human being.
Again, the game's an absolute blast. I highly recommend it if any of you get the chance to try it.

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I picked up Neon White off PS Plus yesterday.. and I just spent the last eight hours grinding levels for better times. It's fun as hell so far.
I'm most proud of this attempt, even though the leaderboards only show the PSN scores.

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@AdjutantG36c Alright, I feel dumb.
When I read: "Invite friends to assist you in lowering the price.." I assumed we had to send an invite through our friends list.
Didn't even notice the pic in the quoted tweet was actually a link.. My bad. ^_^'

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@basedbinkie A pistol is a great backup weapon for a mime until you forget to drop the illusionary box before firing.

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@Ahoworksco @pipkinpippa I second this; The Yakuza filled with syrup are generally easier to spot.

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@StillHazoDDD Y'know, I was planning on saving the free one for either 45, Soppo, or the "doll" seen at the end of the current event, but I can't think of one more deserving than CZ.. I just might.

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@StillHazoDDD Unironically, picking locks is fairly simple (depending on the lock ofc).
I got my nephew a set for his birthday along with a cash box and he was able to get it open in under a minute.
I personally carry one of these whenever I leave the house:
https://t.co/kBFTLTH0QC

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@StillHazoDDD "Vector took a deep breath, then let loose her words at breakneck speed-"
How my brain read the following text using this information:
https://t.co/ZD1upKe8Ln

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@DogM500 Oh good, for a moment there, I was worried we'd have to get out the belt sander or something..

Honestly I half expected her to be annoyed by the pineapple.. perhaps the conditioning is working after all.. now if we could only train her to convert others into pineapple lovers..