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[Grant Hamilton @Gramiq]

Genius. Until today, if you Googled “Trump” and “shithole” all you got were hotel reviews.

[jake likes onions @jakelikesonions]

That time of year again. Old comic

[Ͳօʍʍҽɾ ҠӀìղҽ @Tommer82]

Let me explain net neutrality in the most horrific way:

if FCC dismantles it, and you get internet from Verizon, they may force you to use YAHOO as your search engine (because they own it), but PAY to use GOOGLE.

Would you like that? If not, you SUPPORT #NetNeutrality.

[Josh Pherigo @JoshPherigo]

Watching people return this dropped hat at the parade today was unreasonably thrilling

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

(Morgan Freeman voice): Martin Shkreli crawled through five football fields worth of shit, but hilariously drowned 3 inches from freedom. https://t.co/9VvmJjXDUz

[The Washington Post @washingtonpost]

Outrage builds after Equifax executives banked $2 million in stock sales following data breach. https://t.co/2zveWG6DUD

[Pittsburgh Pirates @Pirates]

RETWEET THIS now for a chance to win one of our #MothersDay hats!

[Bradley Whitford @bradleywhitford]

Being anti-science is un-American. This country is the aspirational child of the enlightenment, not the idiot son of biblical literalists.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

AGAIN, TO OUR VERY FOOLISH LEADER, DO NOT ATTACK SYRIA - IF YOU DO MANY VERY BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN & FROM THAT FIGHT THE U.S. GETS NOTHING!

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

House Republicans: We can't release Trump's taxes, we must protect his privacy

Also House Republicans: Here's everyone's browsing data

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In appreciation, Tesla is providing all repair costs free of charge and expedited. https://t.co/D68HNJcCoQ

[Tom @tnichols99]

@ClassicDadMoves @KayWhiteley

[PBF Comics @PBFcomics]

Trump: I'll need the youth vote for my 4th term
Bannon: incoming generation would have to be virtually illiterate
Trump: get me Betsy Devos

[Edward Snowden @Snowden]

No matter your politics, this is a grave concern. A government which refuses to respect the orders of its own courts is called a regime. https://t.co/lRubPy47N9