using one of the new EES gates at copenhagen airport. after staring at the camera for about 45 seconds:
border guard: i know what you're going to say, it really does take that long to take your photo
me: that's ok!
border guard: it was made by the french
and i just lost it
Le Maroc va jouer un deuxième 1/4 de CDM moi j’apprends que les joueurs de mon pays ont ramené des meufs à l’hôtel en plein tournoi et que la fédération paye pas son boucher
Bien bien
The other day I watched a kabyle grandma calmly recount how she was tied to a tree to watch her husband get beheaded and her baby thrown into the air to die on impact before being tortured herself. The horrors Algerians suffered at the hands of the French are unspeakable