Chris Burke

Author of The Boxer Saga books, huge movie fan, comic book nerd, lots of Star Trek, sucks at video games.

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Jesus Christ, #PrincePhilip looks like the main bad guy from a D&D campaign.

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@SqSehrish Envelope.

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@AndersN42100624 @beffjezos *Disclaimer: Other countries also exist.

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@HankDesmondPhD He's walking in the wrong direction.

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@natscott58 @Glinner @KathyBurke Did you just pick a random word out of the dictionary?

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@seil752 @Glinner @KathyBurke Yes.

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@TheKingofKatz @LouDPhillips How far back did you go? Just to warn you, my amount is mostly Star Trek and Eurovision, but have fun digging through it.

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X has become a festering shithole full of angry, uninformed reactionaries shouting and screaming bloody murder into the endless void and there, in the middle of it all, is @LouDPhillips being an absolute gentleman, being thankful and a constant source of positivity.

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@Susanswanyoga @Glinner @KathyBurke Honestly, that's never even occurred to my. We might be. I'll have to investigate.

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@CrippenNorris @Glinner @KathyBurke BERK - Cockley rhyming slang.

BURKE - To murder someone without leaving evidence.

The difference is subtle, but it's there.

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@bestofStarTrek Hands down, this hat.

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@PrimeVideo 's reasoning is flawed. Saying the only people who would watch a new #Stargate series are existing fans. Before this row, I'd never watched SG-1. I'm a lifelong #StarTrek fan. But I love SG-1 now. So, there's at least one new watcher. #SaveStargate

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@elonmusk Looks shite.

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@JoshuaTCharles You make me hope there is a god. And, when you die, I hope that god never stops punching you in the balls. All eternity, just god punching you in the balls, nonstop.

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@Bbyburns @DeIudedShaniqwa "Actual race", you fucking idiot. She's a fictional character. You wankers got what you wanted and every comment is "I BET THEY MAKE THE HORSE GAY."

You fuckers have a real hard on for being the victim, don't you?

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@elonmusk What a fucking terrible representation of earth and the human race you are. Pure fucking vanity.

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@v_better52861 @DeIudedShaniqwa WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CENSOR THE WORD BLACK, YOU FUCKING MANIAC?

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@usiuser234 @DeIudedShaniqwa Both fictional princesses, got it. Thanks for your input.

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@TErickson87 @fuckyouiquit I could have written literally anything and your response would have been the same. Why bother entering a conversation if you're not going to listen to what anyone else says? That's just you, talking to yourself.

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@TErickson87 @fuckyouiquit They would if they had the money, but the shareholders are hogging it all.