today marks 4 years since my Mum was clearing out my Grandad’s office after he’d died and discovered he had a massive porn collection including a DVD called “My Ass Is Haunted” - an iconic moment in our family history x
i hate hate hate english teachers that say ‘he or she’ a million times when talking about the authors or unknown people BITCH JUST SAY THEYYYY UR WASTING UR BREATH
You're supposed to wash your hands for 20 sec, which is the time it takes to sing Happy Birthday twice. But I'm tired of singing Happy Birthday and you probably are too, so I've done the very important public service of compiling other songs with roughly 20 sec choruses to sing:
i don't judge anyone that shares a lot of information about their mental health online. it just makes me think about how sad it is that a whole generation couldn't speak to their parents and didn't have access to therapy so they were forced online to vent. vent away baby.
i miss being like 12 and reading every YA book i could find they didnt even have to be good i just loved reading them. now i can’t read anything longer than 280 characters without feeling like im gonna pass out