Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼

You don’t belong trapped in a box or a title. Here for a long time.

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game

[Samantha Ruddy @samlymatters]

The girl in your freshman social studies class who raised her hand to ask why there’s no white history month is running half the major news outlets.

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

This is all because he got booed last night. What an absolute chode.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Do you wanna Come over and get Irritated with my Behavior

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

@MKimberly102 Welcome to the finders keepers club!

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

@scarletp210 Tbh I’d love something that mundane and trivial right now!

[rootwoman123 @rootwoman123]

Who did it better?

[Michael @TheMG3D]

America is the laughing stock of the world, what the actual fuck

[‏ًً @enletritas]

sinceramente, odio que hayamos normalizado la idea de que todas las opiniones son válidas. Creo que deberíamos volver a decirle a la gente que está mal informada y es ignorante.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

[ordering a gigantic chocolate sprinkle covered waffle cone] i am ONLY doing this for the planet 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

@MKimberly102 Making notes. 📝

[seanmack @seanmack1025]

Our 250th birthday feels a lot like a funeral.

[CEPEDA JOVEN ES LA UNICA LEY QUE PIENSO SEGUIR @laneaelegante]

Increíble que ahora todo hace daño, que el aceite, que la leche, que bañarse todos los días, que dormir del lado derecho, todo es malo excepto trabajar 8 horas al día, 5 días a la semana. Eso sigue siendo buenísimo.

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

I don't wanna feel like I'm fighting for civil rights every time I wanna wash up 😭

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

@MKimberly102 This is smart! I really need to be prepared like this in warm weather.

[⊹ ࣪ pam ˖✦ @pamvonhadder]

*uterus sheds its lining and REGENERATES itself every month*
“a human organ that can self-regenerate - hmm… that’s not interesting at all, let’s never study this.”
- the medical community -

[Tennessee Tuxedo ✊🏼 @tntux]

Binge eating shredded wheat was a real foolish idea. I’ll regret it tomorrow.