Power to the People! (Sesh 3)

Special Topic at the University of Virginia's Summer Enrichment Program!

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

HEY Y'ALL -
I am a teacher at the Summer Enrichment Program in VA, and I'm using this account to show just how far a tweet can travel overnight. Please retweet!! 😁
Likewise, check out the awesome tweets below, made by our very own students!

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Me: hi dad
Dad: Hey sweety, how was your day?
Me: ... I'm not sure?
Dad:
Me: don't do it
Dad: ...
Dad: HI "NOT SURE," HOW WAS YOUR DAY HA HA HA

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Brother: UGH I lost socks in the dryer again. Have you seen them?
Me: Nope, how many did you lose this time?
Brother: only 1...

Dryer, from other room: I'M ON A DIET, leave me alone.

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Me: Mom, is it time for dinner yet?
Mom: *looks me up and down*
Mom:
Mom: ...
Mom: sure, but that doesn't mean you're getting any.
Me: uhm

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Parents: do y'all want to watch a movie?
Me: sure - sally, you choose; I'm feeling generous 😁
Sally: BARBIE MOVIE!
Me: *slow laugh* yaaaaaa so I was joking, we're watching Spartacus.

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Me: MOM, I need your help with this homework
Mom: okay, well...
Me: This is how Mr. Driggers taught me how to do it
Mom: no no no, it's much easier if you just...
Me: but what about
Mom: NOPE - OUT OF MY HOUSE

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

Me: Hey dad, here is my friends number
Dad: cool
Me: ... SIKE - THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
Dad: ... okay?

[Power to the People! (Sesh 3) @to_sesh]

*watching Chopped*
Dad: know what your mom made me on our first date?
Me: ... mac and cheese?
Dad: *sigh* ya

Mom: *from other room* AT LEAST I DIDN'T BRING CHICK-FIL-A