toad from mario

the actual real toad from mario, from nintendo's mario games

(25, he/they)

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

I'm the best!

[Paul Blart @swagmastarpaul]

Bold of you to enter melee range

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

Bosnian mode activated

[jonesy + co. @yourlittelboy]

iam exposing you To radiation

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@JortsTheCat Wait until the Starbucks lawyers figure out the super secret meaning behind this one

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@MainMandarin I am sending the Ghoulies to your house to attack you

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

I look so much like Paul Dano it's unreal

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

Tom Holland literally is a minority?? (men)

[Big Lou @bigbeefkitty]

i am mentaly disturbed

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

do you think if i call for a zoobooks subscription now that i'll still get the elephant issue as a gift, and the tiger poster?

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

Women be shopping but they/thems be smoking weed

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@RiverMakes i just really can't believe that like, people care about the graphics of games in general anymore. let alone funny kart racer

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

i replied to one bad tweet i didn't like yesterday and 7 separate people have all chimed in to tell me i can mute tweets or scroll past - functions that i use on a daily basis. Also features that they failed to use by interacting with my upset tweet

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@Shadow_Enz @superugly what tag or word would you recommend i mute in order to not see stories about women being institutionalized by corrupt cops

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@Shadow_Enz @superugly https://t.co/ScMdUlJXNt

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@codeinecokezero @superugly i literally already have hundreds of accounts muted/blocked. this shit shows up in my tl because one person i follow clicked the like button. this is not my personal problem but an algorithm designed to make me upset. get bent

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@ellenfromnowon Is he eating the egg or is bilbo the egg

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@drewidk @AlexPleskach1 I am trying to until you and 6 others keep replying to a comment clearly written towards op

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

@arronHimself69 @codeinecokezero @superugly The only game in which Toad has ever been seen crying is in Luigi mansion for the games cube. This is Twitter, not Luigis house so I am not crying

(people on Twitter seem to think I'm much more upset about all this than I am based on a single reply)

[toad from mario @toad_from_mario]

Toad boy needs some sweet meats for his tum