kyle (parody)

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

Bananas need a new logo

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

Justin Bieber should have married Nikki Minaj in 2012 on set of Beauty and the Beat. That probably would have fucking rocked ass if you think about it. They'd def have a reality TV show eventually, and we'd get to see whether their mixed baby had a Canadian accent.

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

The US president (Trump) offered me $6,000,000 to get a bunch of teenage boys to "be more like that twink that gets eaten by the black bitch in that cannibal movie"

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

There's 104 days of summer vacation and school comes around just to end it. And the annual problem for our generation is finding a decent fucking APR for anything or a decent no fee CC with good bonuses like cashback at restaurants

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

I'm the new Donald Trump. I own Mar-A-Lago and I'm married to that freak fucks' wife.

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

choose to browse forced to goon 😔

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

My dad next year when gas is $7 a gallon and my mom's not allowed to own a credit card anymore and I can't get any more V-Bucks

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

yes sir, that's right, it's a pair of jeans with a bidet built in so you can blast your ass clean when you shite yourself at the pub

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

Take 2 shots every time you hear a dog bark
https://t.co/K6p5BuD4Wi

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

@giotorra Perfect 👍🏻

[The A.V. Club @TheAVClub]

Al Pacino confirms "there's nothing there" after we die— "You're gone" https://t.co/ADnMnBCDmS

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

What’s it all about

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

At The Bog in Scranton, PA tonight signing some autographs and just chit-chating. Come through if you're in the area!

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

Do you know how to make a sprite with tequila

[🚬 @slenderbabes]

This is your bartender on a late night out

What’s your opener?

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

I'm a [REDACTED BY THE DoD] of course I bring an MRE with me when I go to a bar

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

I want a liberal to give me good head

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

I want a liberal to give me a good explanation as to why this is a bad thing.

[kyle (parody) @toadalykyle]

.....just let him be lost for a while