your pal alistair!

alistair or al ⭐️ 28 ⭐️ it/he/she ⭐️ my wifeyyyy @GoddessBlade231

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

i do not like licorice……just my oponion….

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[Yoriden @Yoriden150]

This Yamper-Joltik interaction was made into one of the silliest pokemon plush ever.

[Yellowfish ⚢ @zoltaryba]

#spamtenna #deltarune #spamton if i dont get constant 24/7 attention i will DIE i will straight up DIE

[Dive Missile @PurrelyLily]

pervert alexander hamilton: i am not putting away my cock / i am not putting away my cock / you know im just like my country / im young scrappy and hungry / and i am not putting away my cock

[faemoose @Faemoose]

16 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

crocodilians react to you coming out happy pride

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

“who would win in a fight? rambo, from the rambo series, or…? sephiroth!” - rose

[casey (comms OPEN) @caseyleele]

I constantly feel like this

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

this should be illegal. if you’re calling your book this, you need to make your main characters two 35 year old shut-in fujoshi who still frequent 2000s-era yaoi forums that fall in love

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

@rossmarus hell yeah

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

@howmanyfood baby blues my beloved. zits was good too but i was scared to acknowledge that i liked it bc it was called “zits” and i was a 9 year old with acne lol

[rhi harper @cityfawns]

this is what real 2014 tumblr was if you know you know

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

yeah they’re not kidding i was outside for a cumulative six minutes an hour ago and my chest still feels weird

[TAke a look, y'all: IMG_4346.jpeg @ne0JaAnjQriC]

Soy squirrel seething with incel rage vs chad ladybug

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

hashtag women in stem hashtag please don’t warn me about fire hazards i will buy a new charger

[your pal alistair! @toadkisses]

tiny little audio jack style charger for my vibrator got bent somehow but i was able to use my jewelry making pliers to bend it back into shape