alex 🦧

[meg! @megdalenabay]

me trying to coordinate with the woman on facebook marketplace i’m trying to buy a nightstand from

[archer @lottalasanga]

how twitter users with no followers feel after tweeting

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

ur not lazy u just need to rest ur small beautiful little head most hours of the day bc ur soooo tiny and small and life is so big and hard and it’s ok

[alex 🦧 @toadnfrogsoup]

spot the difference

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

All things brassicas this morning cheers

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Please be carefull when using a hose in very hot weather cheers

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

being an ugly pre teen really fucked me up.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

The weird thing about “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” is that I don’t think anyone has a good grasp on wtf a powerhouse is.

[Tricky Starks @senpaikeef]

killing a bug while they outside minding they business is nuts when u think about it

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

I do not trust people who don’t like cats

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

dream logic is so weird. you’ll be exploring an underwater shipwreck but you’ll also be like “this is the walmart that my dad owns.”

[gerald stratford @geraldstratfor3]

Fresh asparagus is so nice cheers