People really think a Costco membership is just for buying 48 rolls of toilet paper at once 😭
It goes SO much deeper than that. Here’s everything your $65/year actually gets you 🧵
the most liberating day of a man's life is the day he realizes you can simply have your own super bowl party at your own house, complete with the 2-3 food items you actually want, a 12-pack, the ability to hit mute during commercials, and the only guests being your wife and child who both go to bed at half time, leaving you alone on the couch for the second half.
Pure bliss.
If you start episode 2 of Battle of The Bloodlines tonight at 11:29:57 you will see Jenna saying “congratulations, your dad owns a bakery” right as the clock strikes midnight. I can’t think of a better way to start 2026 https://t.co/27oLb9p6wx