Toad degenstein

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

@heatdaddy69420 @pk_saret Already out 🫡

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

She could be bald and I’d take a run.

[PS15 @pk_saret]

If you don’t prefer blondes, you’re probably a liar.

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

This is why I have to wait an hour in security crazy.

[PS15 @pk_saret]

Always, and I mean always opt out of the screening they do for security in airport. A simple “I’d like to opt out” workers are often very kind and understanding. Some told me they do the same thing when they travel.

Also just discovered you can opt out of the face scans. I suggest people start doing that as well. They make us feel like we have to but you don’t.

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

BREAKING!!! The @NHLFlyers have offer sheeted the @AnaheimDucks C Leo carlsson wow what shocker!!! #newleague

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

I want a world, When you buy hotdogs and they match my bun count. Communists thriving on anarchy I tell yeah. #simpleman

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Lifetime stats….
Irma days curling 0-10
Seattle mariners games in attendance 0-9…..viagra couldn’t even turn this battleship around. #askyourdoctor

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

6:12 am at a petro buddy throws a “hey pal”. Inner peace is thrown off all bets are off tonight for the chiefs now. All in lions 🦁 god bless opening day. Book it
#NFL

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

I miss red zone Sunday’s. #finsup

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

I forgot my key again tonight and had to break in tonight….when your a big boy windows are a bitch. #stillbanginbitches.

[Michigan Tech Hockey @mtuhky]

We’re here. #mtuhky #FollowTheHuskies

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

This is currently my quarterback. @BarstoolBigCat #MiamiDolphins

[clem fandango 𓀐𓂸 @bigdongswinger]

BREAKING: The Miami Dolphins are stuck at the airport trying to fly back home. Apparently the plane can’t take off because Tua and coach McDaniel’s balls are too heavy and are weighing them down.

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Not gonna lie not the start I intended to have.

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Don’t count out the dolphins my scheftys (my loyal followers) got last year vibes!!! When we took the ravens on as underdogs and pulled a big W. #tuatimebaby

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Don’t count out the dolphins my scheftys (my loyal followers) got last year vibes!!! When we took the ravens on as underdogs and pulled a big W. #tuatimebaby

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Winners win period. Don’t fuck with the algorithm.

[MLB @MLB]

This Rox.

The sons of @garysheffield, @therealmanny99, @45PedroMartinez, @davidortiz, and @KeithFoulke are all playing together on the Brockton Rox of the Futures Collegiate Baseball League. https://t.co/Rs6GVtvvqn

📸: @espn

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Hot take here: Matty the ice man Ryan is going off this year 🤌🤌. Heard it here first schefty out. #Colts

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

I don’t know what is wilder people yelling is that cee lo green at the fat black guy beside me or pal who just walked up to me and just asked me if the oilers just won. Like get a grip my man.

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

Would hope so the dancing bum been in the league for three years now!!!

[PFF @PFF]

Do you agree with Pete Carroll?

[Toad degenstein @toadschefter]

…update when you go to the strippers apparently it’s offensive when you ask if there real.