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YAML file engineer. Waiting for a docker image to build.

[Tid @toadywonders]

My last tweet was about an episode of #sabrina #theteenagewitch

[pris @pwiscila]

My laptop is overheating because I am doing a really good job

[Tid @toadywonders]

@RFKJr_Official Is it safe to eat cereal with "BHT added to preserve freshness"?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

“I’m a real developer I’m a real developer” I sob through tears as I still can’t understand the Kubernetes docs

[Tid @toadywonders]

I think I'm ready to start making beans again. #InstantPot

[Tid @toadywonders]

Where is the sun?

[I Am Devloper @iamdevloper]

In the meeting: Let's use a micro service architecture. It'll make everything faster and easier! Reality: Debugging now requires Sherlock level investigation skills.

[Tid @toadywonders]

you could say like hey

[Tid @toadywonders]

Do any companies make a dehumidifier that lasts more than two years? #dehumidifier #toxicwaste #landfills #illusionofchoice

[Tid @toadywonders]

@AmazonHelp The items sent to me are still available on Amazon. Does Amazon ever penalize sellers or delist items that are a part of this scam?

[Tid @toadywonders]

@amazon How do I get scammers to stop sending stuff to my house?

[Tid @toadywonders]

Public restroom pink soap

[Tid @toadywonders]

Can you make scrambled eggs with salmon roe?

[Tid @toadywonders]

"It tastes like I'm eating the La Croix version of food." -Lesley after #covid

[Tid @toadywonders]

M&Ms are addictive! #leftovercandy #notenoughtrickortreatersthisyear #didtheygototrunkortreatinginstead?

[Tid @toadywonders]

Has there ever been an Oregon Trail themed LARP event?

[Tid @toadywonders]

People like to talk about how they used to work for a startup or how their team is like a startup. #SoftwareEngineering

[Tid @toadywonders]

Celebrating the summer solstice at my local @BaskinRobbins

[Tid @toadywonders]

Weekends are the best

[Tid @toadywonders]

Taylor swift already dated harrily styles?

[Tid @toadywonders]

Rao's pasta sauce is worth the extra $4. #sorryprego