Akeel

[Akeel @toakeel]

Harriet thought you can roll a chicken breast into a ball and it turns into a meat ball, I'm moving out.

[Akeel @toakeel]

@weetabix please can you explain why I bought chocolate weetabix mini to find that 3/4 of the box was full of *PLAIN* weetabix mini. What a waste of my student loan.

[Mikey @mikeyycookie]

Hash browns are awful

[k3v @waitkev]

Cardi’s signature move https://t.co/myf5jByqnT

[Lizzie McGuire @ImLizzieM]

Me *hiding under the bed*

Murderer:

Me:

Murderer:

Me:

Murderer: Hey now hey nowwww

Me: THIS IS WHAT DREEEEAMMMS ARE MADE oh no

[Akeel @toakeel]

PSA: you can get uber credit with Clubcard points at Tesco

[Chance The Rapper @chancetherapper]

I dont know what to say Mac Miller took me on my second tour ever. But beyond helping me launch my career he was one of the sweetest guys I ever knew. Great man. I loved him for real. Im completely broken. God bless him.

[Akeel @toakeel]

Not even started uni yet n I already feel like I’m behind

[umar @umxr94]

*still ongoing 4 years later*

[Akeel @toakeel]

@Mo_McFadden Food when me and that masala girl are back in Leeds???

[Akeel @toakeel]

@hpike_ Ask her if we can pictochat x

[Akeel @toakeel]

Aug 1st https://t.co/gVs0wuinU7

[Akeel @toakeel]

Getting your haircut by a new barber is definitely one of the scariest things

[K♠️ @k_ramb0]

I’m going to do uni and gym soooo differently this academic year I’m ready

[iGama lami uSmangaliso @uSmanga_]

Her: "So you gonn let what we had go down the drain?"
Me:

[El Dad @BylerKoswell]

I have 3 things to say about this

1. I saw this earlier and didn’t retweet it and now both mine and Danielle’s cars broke down
2. Fuck whoever put this on my timeline
3. You better retweet this if you don’t want to hate your life for the next month

[Akeel @toakeel]

2019 is gonna be my year

[Akeel @toakeel]

Why am I watching titanic for the 60th time like I’ve never seen it before