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On Wednesdays we wear Justice merch.

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@TiffAnne11 Hobbit, definitely. Tolkien basically over contextualizes. Dune's narrative almost assumes the reader lives in the universe in which it takes place. Much of the first read through is spent being lost as to what is going on.

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Methods for calming down a newborn.

Mine: Rock at a frequency of 0.672 Hz, hum Beethoven's 3rd Symphony at 30 dB and finally, recreate Simone Biles 2016 floor routine.

Wife: Boobs

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*Watching Princess Bride*

"We should tell everyone we are changing her name to Buttercup"

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Quotes from my wife over the course of her labor so far

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"My leg is dead....but I can move my TOES!!!"

*wiggles toes emphatically*

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"Stupid blood pressure cuff...you have no right to hurt more than anything else."

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Nurse: "Want some crackers?"
Wife: "....what kind?"
Nurse: "Regular, saltiness, graham,.."
Wife: "GRAHAM, YESSSSS"

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"I threw that at you in case you needed it."

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"OH, so that was a contraction?!?"

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New Washington fan inbound, just 2 more weeks! @washjustice @overwatchleague

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@washjustice @dcbrau Wish ya'll delivered to NOVA, looks great!

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@washjustice @TorontoDefiant @DallasFuel Sooo, since we are back, is there any news on some new season swag? Our firstborn just happens to be due in May and she is going to need to represent appropriately.

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My wife at the moment.

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@Caver_Jay No, the standard has been set. All devs have to do it now. Thats why every government website I work on will have an infinite ammo checkbox.

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@Caver_Jay So top-down valheim basically.

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Britt is back to working in person which means I have the house to myself during the day....not a fan.

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@TiffAnne11 Well thats your problem, the key is to only sleep on the weekends.

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@TiffAnne11 Also pretty sure that is none of their business.

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Demo day at work means the fancy button down and tie with my basketball shorts.

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My wife would make a great pixar princess, just saying.