Ghostie H

ghost schmost. I'm still the ghouliest. The H stands for my haunting good looks and personality

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

Going going going and Gonezaaago #eternityiswaiting and so am I @everyone

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@gertraitor I guess the phrase til death do us part just didn't get it #welcomebackspousey

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@Polonius your death was bolognius. #throughthetapestry

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

My son's name is Hamlet but it should be Chickenlet #avengemealready

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

Santa Claus is the bomb but Santa Claud basically gave me a bomb to the face #yeahimdead #butstillonthenicelist @UrOnClaud9

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@whatopheliasays you're empty threats and purgastory are lulling me to sleep

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@whatopheliasays those sound like fighting words #suitup

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@whatopheliasays @the_real_hammm because my eldest boy loves a good challenge and I've heard you're quite a bore #beyawncé

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@ifeelyaophelia you don't have to listen to those baboons, #laerplease

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@daddysboy1000 I don't even have to choose #perksofbeingaghostflower

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@UrOnClaud9 lol what love life. #youcanhavemyseconds

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

@hamletdaKING133 I'd like to keep the whole kill Claudius thing on the DL plz and thank u (but way to disguise it in a hashtag)

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

When you and your wife are soul mates but then you become a soul and she gets a new mate that's actually your bro who killed you #relatable

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

If you want my medical opinion, it's that my dearest son @OfficialHamlet1 is going nutz. That's my #diagghostis

[Hamlet @hamletdaKING133]

What up @toast2myghost good to see you again Daddy-O!!! #killClaudius #cominforya #ohGertrude

[Ghostie H @toast2myghost]

When Horatio doesn't believe you're real so at 10 past 12 you hit him with the ole #razzledazzle