Toast 🛫

hopelessly human

[Toast 🛫 @toastchamp]

My dad just told me to kill myself.
Mad respect for the honesty.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

Should have researched the rules instead of fnaf lore

[SorbetLeon @SorbetPersonal]

Every pokemon movie is either Rise of Darkrai or Jirachi, Wish Maker.

Diance? Jirachi.
Deoxys? Darkrai.

Despite being about a cool pokemon, Lucario is actually Jirachi.

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

neiter are fitting a lone wolf, samurai barbarian nomad vagabond much like myself...maybe I will never learn anything but the blade...

[USURATONKACHi. @narutofan087]

once you become an adult with a full time job you start to understand why kakashi was reading porn on the clock

[NINEOUH🔻 @NineOuh90]

Don't be like that Mr. J, there's still Kingdom Hearts!!!

[Craig @CS11__]

It’s certainly a weird choice for Robin but i’m willing to trust Matt Reeves vision

[What’s 9 + 10 @W9plus10]

dgaf #savetheventurebros

[Toast 🛫 @toastchamp]

JOI would go crazy

[🇺🇸 ROOSTER 1776 🇺🇸 @rooster3631]

She is a bigger parody of herself than Druski is.

[enter shakira𓅮 @BARFJAMiN]

if someone reminded me i was married to yvette cooper this would probably be my reaction too

[JoeLongBalls @JoeLongBalls]

engagement dropped 2% break out the emergency frieren wig

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@NarutoDaily_ @DavieChidori

[Toast 🛫 @toastchamp]

You should make a tiktok where you stick your face in a frying pan, you mutant cunt

[Nigel Farage @Nigel_Farage]

When I first made this TikTok video in 2024 you all laughed at me.

Well, today the Supreme Court has ruled that ‘oat milk’ can no longer be called milk.

You’re not laughing now are you!

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@NarutoDaily_ @DavieChidori

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@jjkmp_ @DavieChidori

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Another excellent choice , le bosh 🇫🇷

[Dr Zeddus @DrZeddus]

I genuinely can’t afford to fuck around anymore I see you cowboy Patrick