harbinger of stress

Mat | 28 |👁 | tmtftmtftmtftmt

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

The universe just confirmed to me that cigarettes are actually really good for you and will bring good fortune. Everyone Start Smoking Now !

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

@unclevanya69 sooooo good…. i cried a little lmao

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

gas station attendant was apologizing for some guy being in there n goes “he’s not all there” so i say “nw , me either” & he laughed…….he laught ! little does he know i am batty as a bat….batshit mcbatty flying under the radar & NOT reporting for duty goodbye ily

[octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman]

If you use a Porto potty and that blue water splashes up on you, you are forever unclean. In a thousand years, archaeologists could dig up your remains and they would know. God will not let you in to heaven and the devil will not let you in hell. This is how ghosts are made.

[Pukicho @pukicho]

Fuck it. Pride month two

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

woke up sleepy again

[Glad I didn’t get my Stupid Wish @stupidwish]

playing 10000 shows in 100000 cities making 1000000000 friends. i think thats how it will go

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

@TS_Dumb_Broad u dont wanna see my bunmpy head its a weird one…

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

tossing my hair in a bald today- id u dont hear from me it went terribly &i am not coming outside til it grows , if u do hear from me………i will be obnoxious in some other way im sure... 🎲 lets roll

[Zachree @ZoZoZoZiZiZi]

sleep-o

[♡⋅˚₊‧ x†hrvshx ‧₊˚ ⋅ ♡ @thrushforever]

smells like updyke in here
#whatsupdyke #nmhbu

[harbinger of stress @toastedfl4ke]

dont Fuck w my faggtry. u Will lose

[matt @mattybtweets69]

You know a lot of childcare experts call this stage the Terrible Twenty Eights

[Hannah Jane Oliver @biasedsneezes]

I have to get a camera up my ass, doctor’s orders.

[Laurasia, Pangea @AdvilCherry]

therapist really said "what does it take to to get suicide off the table" like it was an business proposal

[hera @shiningdaisies]

top reasons to do something:
1. funsies
2. spite

[rune sword @runesword1]

blood soaked owl always in peripheral vision. gets slightly closer every year on my birthday. good omen?