Lima 🍂

trying my best and failing horribly :) I’m 22 guys pls

[Mark Gillies @5goalthriller]

“And Harry Kane, who did *not* miss his penalty…”

[mel 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @ackermel_]

the internet made me realise that not a single country understands the pure self-deprecating irony that is english humour

[autumn is lesbian 💟 @ambiguousdesire]

absolutely hammered yet still manages to use his platform to speak out like that. makes me feel a shred of national pride 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇵🇸

[Euan| BLM @Euan_A_C]

I am genuinely shocked at how many people just casually use ChatGPT instead of just like… thinking

[Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan]

Yup

[ashley ray @theashleyray]

tweeting for the girls who always picked truth in truth or dare cuz they didn't feel like getting up to do anything

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

If abortion becomes illegal, women and girls are just gonna start throwing themselves down the stairs again and shoving coat hangers in their body again you fucking idiots. You can't get rid of abortion. You are only getting rid of safe, medically-supervised ones.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i love books that are written so well that it's a whole film production going on in my head. like, i have multiple angles and stuff going on; it's insane, i can't explain.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

"you should read before bed to help you get sleepy." is the biggest lie i’ve ever been told. i’ll be up until 3am, fully invested.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Reading will forever be one of my favorite hobbies because it’s like bed rotting, but with moral superiority.

[MEL @SpeaknowMel]

being drunk is so fun until you need to pee AGAIN

[ScreamEnthusiastᴹ♚ᴶ @Bruv5333]

I am so tired of people in my family thinking I believe in Michaels innocence just because im a fan of him when I literally REFUSED to COMMIT to being an mj fan until I did my research on his trials and found out that he was completely innocent😭😭

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

cat laziness is so contagious. you'll see your cat flopped on its back in your bed a completely comfy cozy baby and you'l be like. you're right. you make a compelling argument.

[chia @julianmiflaco]

i think growing up with barbie movies, monster high and ever after high truly shaped me into the woman i am today (a lesbian)