My Little Toaster

I'm the little toaster with a big attitude. You love toast?! I got your morning on lock. #balancedbreakfast bae!

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@SteveandLarson you at nxt tonight? I swear I see you

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@WrestleTalk_TV who the hell is this guy?! He's at almost every tv show since last year. I call him Rothgar destroyer of worlds. #FastLane

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@UpUpDwnDwn best pause screen ever!

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@AirCanada you are literally the worst airline. You have completely ruined my wife's and I's honeymoon. Thanks for being literally the worst

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Thanks @AirCanada adding another hour to my departure with out notice. That makes 12 hours of layovers. Not flying with you again #angry

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@dondarlingSJ Really don? Cutting funds to an already struggling CBZ? Great Job buddy! Real shining example of helping your community !

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Watching you on the big screen, it's like you're actually here!

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Cx: "I believe God wants me to buy this printer" Me: "Mam god probably has better things to do than help your printer choices"#Retail

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Fuck I'm starting think @RealAlexJones was on to something. I think I may need to stock pile water.... this is the world now.

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@coffeegamerguy :) what a deer!

[Death the kid @coffeegamerguy]

@toastercanteven I love toast so much. I love toast in the morning, In the evening, in my butt parts

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@coffeegamerguy I'll fuck you if you tell me you love toast.

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@KEEMSTAR @LeafyIsHere listened to the @Baited_Podcast . I thought I was going to be listening to a murder. Ya need better moderators.

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Are toaster ovens like whores to toasters? Big gaping whole, lets whatever inside.... Sounds like a whore #TuesdayThoughts

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

Feeling #passiveaggressive. Maybe I'll burn your toast if you give me a reason.

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

#iPhone7 doesn't have a headphone jack. But I'll get you #jacked on delicious goodness

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@CMPunk good luck tonight man.

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

@MorningMashUp god I love listening to Nicole butcher landmarks. I'm Canadian and I still know them! Come on Nicole!

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

I don't want to be pandering or offensive but why does @KEEMSTAR still exist?

[My Little Toaster @toastercanteven]

I'll toast what ever you want! https://t.co/q7exrRzvLT

[Death the kid @coffeegamerguy]

@toastercanteven I love the way you toast things for me.