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19世紀90年代台灣流行音樂盒式磁帶的Alan Lomax

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I’m joining Pet Shop Boys.

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@EarlsJohn OK, There’s no consensus even amongst Sheffield folk on who this might be. Could you enlighten us, please? https://t.co/qsOXZWQ8mm

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@citizenhelene What if it’s two gentlemen, neither of whom are named Alan but both of whom are encouraging you to refer to them by the abbreviation of that moniker?

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@ChartMusicTOTP https://t.co/irGXcQZoF3 … That means they’ve missed 1,456 episodes of ‘Top of the Pops’.

What a bunch of fucking losers.

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@simon_price01 @suedeHQ T.I.L.: There is a Suede album called ‘Autism’.

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@ChartMusicTOTP From: https://t.co/PfR2VltdKb Much as I admire the music of Aphex Twin, I have to say I would not eat that sandwich.

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the latter with what looks like a fucking double Hitler moustache somewhere on the SIM card of an old phone which, even if I could easily find it I would not be attaching to this Tweet.

Anyway, sorry for being snooty that time.

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@JaneyGodley Hi Janey, I have an apology to make to you.

Many moons ago I saw your stand up show (which of course, was excellent) in Bristol. After the gig you asked me if I wanted a selfie with you and I rather snootily replied "No."

I didn't tell you this, but the reason was,

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I had misplaced my nasal hair trimmer for quite some time and had become incredibly self-conscious​ about the hair reaching from my nostrils almost to my upper lip. Anyway, after a couple more light ales I relented and there exists a photo of my Mum, Dad, yourself and I,

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@APBfinished @theJeremyVine I don’t think the citizens of the ancient civilisation in Anatolia that became extinct in the Iron Age have much sway in present day British road use policy. Happy to be corrected.

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@chipslasagne2 @Vitality_UK Just go for a run on a different day when it's not raining yw

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@SenverDammy @JasmineForUS with an ‘e’.

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@ChartMusicTOTP Now I’ve noticed this I can’t unsee it in every single fucking photoshoot they do.

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The way these bitches are carrying on you’d think Deee-Lite were reforming.

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I am about 95% convinced that Robert F Kennedy Jr is a fictional character made up by The Onion.

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@neworder I've never witnessed a bunch of Mancunians being so ombrophobic! Ah well…

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@photoshopCAFE There’s too many shoes in this gif.

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There’s not enough prison cells for all those neo-Kristallnacht-attempting English fascists but there’s going to be 500 empty places on Bibby Stockholm soon. I can think of a way of solving this problem which includes a certain amount of poetic justice…