chicken wenders

U gotta yee the haw before the haw yees u

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

I love being a woman!!!! It is so much fun!!!!!

[I will not be revealing whether this tweet is sincere or sarcastic]

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

One thing about Amy: you can always count on her to rock a chino

[Amy Klobuchar @amyklobuchar]

You never know who you are going to run into at the Minnesota State Fair, including life-sized hot dogs and tacos.

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Did I just see @avery_mcclure on a chewy commercial

[Stephen Neukam @stephen_neukam]

Marco Rubio get ready to learn labor statistics

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Marked safe from the DC Reformation sample sale

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Messaging a bumble match can never top texting with an ex I’m so sorry

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

2 am, blasting nessun dorma, tears streaming down my face

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Shall I compare thee to a Thursday night dirty martini from pastis?

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Me after watching adolescence

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

Nothing like a DC spring to remind you what it feels like to freeze and sweat simultaneously.

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

The impact of Lent 😬

[Jack @depression2019]

$GRND Grindr stock falling off a cliff as homosexuality continues to decline this week

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I don’t need 23&me to tell me I’m Irish the way I crave potatoes

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

@itsJes112 Stripes >>>>

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

I’m just gonna say it - I’m not a polka dot person

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

For those who’ve had their checked bag be the first piece of luggage to come off the carrousel, how does it feel to be god’s favorite?

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

@RepThomasMassie Republicans have the majority. Why aren’t they doing this then?

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

@textuallyboring @harryjsisson Dude millions of people won’t get paid. Just before the holidays! You might be okay but the FBI agents, TSA staff, GSA janitors, CDC scientists, postal workers across the country might not be! Wtf is wrong with you??

[Beth McColl @imbethmccoll]

so many men right now are absolute losers. is there really no plan for this

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

@Smythereens @allenanalysis Dude the regulations go through PUBLIC review… they are quite literally checked and balanced by the public!

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

All white women

[vo @vanillaopinions]

who is combining hard liquor and salad for a meal

[chicken wenders @toastermuffinz]

There are northern lights everywhere for those with eyes to see