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Drinking Toasts & Other Stupidity. Cheers!

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@elonmusk "Applications".

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@BaseballEternal Heilmann

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@multiversus We need Lego Batman as a fighter or costume, please!

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The only really humanizing influence in prison is the influence of the prisoners.

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The public is wonderfully tolerant - it forgives everything except genius.

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Work is the refuge of people who have nothing better to do.

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@DPR_Circulon @cupw Zero tax dollars go towards funding Canada Post.

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@Jdxyz @JenniferTsun @cupw It is the Union's role, though. It's in their constitution.

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Women are meant to be loved, not to be understood.

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Modern morality consists in accepting the standard of one's age.

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It is only the intellectually lost who ever argue.

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To give an accurate description of what has never occurred is the inalienable privilege and proper occupation of the historian.

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@Padres Brutal.

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In modern life nothing produces such an effect as a good platitude. It makes the whole world kin.

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Memory is the diary that chronicles things that never have happened and couldn't possibly have happened.

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One should never trust a woman who tells one her real age; a woman who would tell one that would tell anything.

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It is only by not paying one's bills that one can hope to live in the memory of the commercial classes.

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He had the sort of face that, once seen, is never remembered.

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Caricature is the tribute that mediocrity pays to genius.

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@passthemustard1 @AndrewONielsen @MapleLeafs They are listed as "wheelchair accessible" seats on their website, though.