Toast Nutz

For the toast lover on the go.

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All the flavor of toast, in convenient nut-sized bites!

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Simple statement?

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@ddiamond

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@ettingermentum @jennifercarolyn Eric is such a dope.

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@FrankLuntz Frank, you have been useless for decades. Hang it up.

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@brianschatz Give it time, it probably won’t be top 10 by Election Day.

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@WOlookingitup I thought someone ordered Kamala a stripper.

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@davidcrosss Series one is on DVD. Get thee to eBay!

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@davejorgenson Remember when @JeffProbst left the final tribal council, hacked through some weeds with a machete, and ended up in an LA studio?

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@davejorgenson @ClaraJeffery Content like this is what keeps me coming back to this barren hellscape.

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@AkilahObviously Co-sign!

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@LeaderMcConnell January 2021? When you were blabbering about evil Trump from the senate floor?

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@AkilahObviously Are all of the working class whites as handsome as JD? Did he have the nicest bootstraps?

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@Chris_arnade Will you be there until January?

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@provisionalidea @emptywheel Now that’s a fucking receipt.

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@RyanHTWS @danteruivo Is “Black Meta” as fun as black Twitter?

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@RachelShukert It continues

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@RachelShukert How is this four-episode story arc about a footman and his broken clock going to end?

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@drvolts And just like that @elonmusk shits the bed (again)

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@Hunter185426 @thisisfoster They fuck

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@maggieNYT Cute boots