becky 🐦‍⬛

tiny baby stoat has the best reaction when she meets someone like her

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@WilliamJosephh @BiniIrl Newfoundland - cheapest on the island today is costco for 2.03, everywhere else in the capital city is 2.08 and my town ~20min from the capital is 2.09, price keeps going up as you get further from the city. forecasted to go down tomorrow but im sure itll be back up again

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@WilliamJosephh @BiniIrl canadians living outside the GTA also matter, believe it or not. gas is 2.09 where I live and that's the cheapest in my province

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@InglasgowB76092 @gonegirlfriend no one in canada thinks that

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@SRTerrio_ saying all this as if they haven't been putting rdj in platforms and elevator shoes for over a decade

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@notseeslasher @JayJurden you realize females also have a urinary system right

[Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff]

Now imagine you're an apple, a pear, a plum, a strawberry, an orange, a cake, an ice cream, a pickle, cheese, salami, a lollipop, a cherry pie, a sausage, a cupcake, a watermelon, or a green leaf.

Not so happy, is it

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@xoxo_valentine_ @M_I_W_2 @Lee518821427240 @i_heartmisandry @DijahSB maybe all queer people that were 12 years old in 2015

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@Shialabeefsteak you guys act the exact same way if not worse. when was the last time the US asked literally any other country's permission to make decisions about what happens in america

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@MarkAmesExiled what is with you nutjobs and fantasizing about brutalizing other human beings. genuinely seek therapy

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@Wendigoon8 @gwayupdates 0.07 💪

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@Petrichoryokai @akiidumpster @KittyWolfee there is nothing biologically, historically, or christianly normal about being a furry

[becky 🐦‍⬛ @toaststoat]

@deidrejowen 1. blue
2. 24
3. severe - right -5.0 left -5.5 plus -1.25 astigmatism on both

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

They can stand next to each other.

[lina @triviahct]

Sue Sylvester would be running the Théâtre des Vampires like it’s the Navy

[🦎Viscerasuchus🪶 (croc enjoyer🐊) @Visceral9000]

They don’t care because they don’t know what we have lost…

[Science Cowboy 🦉 @aadityad9]

Stop splitting warblers. I’m sick of it. In protest I am lumping all warblers together. Every warbler is now a Yellow Warbler. Fuck you

[ez(ra) 🐟 @goblintoad]

nurse at the hospital wrote "no seagull please" on this window as if he can read. he does not gaf

[QLYwork @QLY_work]

🐑お知らせ🐑
初代＆新葉の復刻、そして新作ドレス「紅莓」「雛菊」が登場します✨

🗓10月4日 21:00～
❤初代＆新葉は数量限定、なくなり次第終了

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Global Shopify：
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フォロー＆RT＆いいねキャンペーン
🎀初代、ドレスセット各1名様

[Nabibi🐝 @lolajaey]

I’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
I recommend not being born.