Alabama Ouyrw

Deep Fried California Roll, RIP Deez

[The Iain Duncan Smiths @TheIDSmiths]

It must kill him to know that if he dropped dead tomorrow his own social media platform would instantly light up with 100,000s of tweets funnier than anything he ever said or did

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

CONGRESS: Under what authority is ICE supporting the FBI's Anti-Government Violent Extremism Task Force?

ICE Assistant Director: "We follow NSPM-7."

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

lebron james coming to charlotte would disrupt our economy. i can’t pay no more in rent please lord

[tamar🦈⁷ | LN1 @siriuslymike]

same people screaming “leave politics out of football” staying silent on how the iranian team was treated when it’s 100% political

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

WASHINGTON (AP) — Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s proposed limits.

[𝘽𝙡𝙖𝙠𝙚 @Arealmfngl]

nigga that was they mama😭

[ben ! @bens_bender]

it’s hard to overstate how much this is just the beginning lol

[CUNTRESS ★. @chevyputeado]

Yall too young, you had to fill the vape

[George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸 @gtconway3d]

What this means is that the jury verdict that determined that @realDonaldTrump had sexually abused my friend E. Jean Carroll by penetrating her vagina with his fingers, and therefore had defamed her by denying that he had done so, will stand as a final and conclusive judgment.

The highly respected district judge who tried the case, the Hon. Lewis A. Kaplan, correctly stated multiple times that the jury's finding of sexual abuse under New York law meant that, in common parlance and under the law of most jurisdictions, Donald Trump was found to have raped E. Jean.

So henceforth and forever more, it will be completely accurate—and utterly inactionable under the common and constitutional law of defamation—to state the following fact:

DONALD J. TRUMP IS AN ADJUDICATED RAPIST.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

MAJOR BREAKING: In a 5-4 ruling, the U.S. Supreme Court held that states may count mail-in ballots that are postmarked on or before Election Day, even if they arrive afterward.

Justices Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, and Kavanaugh dissented.

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

BREAKING: In a landmark 6-3 decision, the Supreme Court rules that "geofence warrants," which allow law enforcement to collect sweeping smartphone location data over a broad area, constitute an "unreasonable search" and violate the Fourth Amendment.

[Sean Padraig McCarthy @SeanMcCarthyCom]

Putting an Israeli flag up for the celebration of America’s 250th just seems too on the nose

[sean @_sn_n]

the average red state is closer to Sharia Law than Zohran’s NYC

[cdrago @cdragoMR]

played a singular ranked game, won, and hopped off

[jared phd @Jaredreturns]

Flock enables bad cops.

[Joel Montfort @jmontforttx]

Fuck to the no. Voter intimidation is illegal.

[Aaron Reichlin-Melnick @ReichlinMelnick]

Yeah, that’s illegal. The Post Office can’t refuse to deliver mail to try and get policy concessions.

[Czarina @fishontherun02]

They stole the company from the founders. Lmfao

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“I’ll just get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult

[Dr. Neighborhood Publicist @nhoodpublicist]

The ironic part about every compliment we’ve gotten about the World Cup is what the guests are falling in love with is Diversity. It’s the thing that actually makes this place worth staying in and why we can’t allow it to be destroyed.