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[Ksnap @ksnap_]

Got an EGOT in the family group chat today

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

losing an hour on international women’s day feeling very 75 cents on the dollar

[🐈‍⬛ @Cyb4rAnG3L]

Cleaning out my purse and found a really old red starburst in it

[g @34rths]

You are not chopped You are my friend

[ً @BALUCIAGA]

listening to a song and the music bounces from ear to ear

[brooke @brookeab]

the mind of a man never ceases to amaze me

[Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt) @LustrDustr]

Charlie Kirk now that Trisha got her tubes tied

[seth @kappyland]

who decided all dispensaries need to feel like urgent care

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[alton🍉(comms open) @euclicide]

Genuinely how do you stop doing this

[brandon* @brndxix]

it’s gonna be a great day on this app LMFAOOOOO

[LB @lnbshr]

Seeing somebody u know calling themselves a people pleaser and u have never been pleased with them like ever

[໊ @sonohoor]

things i DON’T want in my future house:

1. an angry man

[Sav @savshawz]

if i push out a baby and my husband thinks my body is ugly afterwards i will literally k*ll him

[alex @aloomf]

the only thing america hates more than a rapist is a woman

[jynx @jynxbby]

me mid conversation with anyone

[i like food @messedupfoods]

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