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[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

in america if you stop at a gas station in the middle of nowhere you can buy powerful artifacts

[Bob @BitcoinCoderBob]

> buy superglue
> use it once
> entire bottle solidifies

I tip my hat to this scam, well played

[Dr. Bigfoot of the JagerBomber Prestige PhD @Bigfoot_speaks]

Wallyworld spot, some 20 something dude got in it and floored it out the parking lot. Didnt even spun the tires.

[ham mike @griffraff97]

Nobody does it better

[eric63 amg biturbo 4matic @EricMTerrill1]

i been watching too much @LegitStreetCars 😂😂

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

today i went out to lunch with my dad and his friends and before ordering they walked around looking at what everyone else in the restaurant was eating so they could make an informed decision

[mellipede @mellip3de]

so evil that the best looking sports car ever made is such a piece of shit

i could see myself somehow frankensteining a shell into a rwd something or other….

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

counter strike is a beautiful game because it's basically a mixture of chess and gambling. however, low-level play is indistinguishable from a dream where you are punching someone and your fists turn to marshmallows

[tossit 🔁🔀 🦝 @TossitRambles]

@FUAllthetime step zero of solving every mechanical problem

"ok, what the fuck am i even looking at here"

[よっか @More_One_Night]

今日も今日とて

[Karri @karri_tweets]

For the cost of the 1st year depreciation on a SUV with a huge touch screen, you could be daily driving a 25yo analog manual 911 with no buttons on the wheel

Unslop your life outside work

[Lex White @bluegrasslex]

@h0tirl Findom shit makes me sick. Shame on you for taking advantage of him. He doesn't "love giving you money" he's probably just desperately lonely and loves receiving some positive attention at all from anyone. You're just exploiting someone's loneliness for your wallet.

[will @friedoystercult]

Dude.

[qwaibm7 @qwaibm7]

Not now onedrive

[Logitech G France @LogitechGFrance]

@fettR6S ???

[fintan’s bookstore 2 @objectfetishist]

Current hobby is going through ancient Russian gun forms and downloading all the photos with cats

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

Watching Uni make biscuits makes me feel better

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

I'm Uni Claus! :3

[I'm Uni :3 @unicouniuni3]

This is… The strongest!!!